HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES

			Written by R.W. Zombie


Revised 3-31-00


FADE IN:

INT. OLD HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

We see a LITTLE GIRL dancing around in a grainy super 8
home movie. A LITTLE BOY wearing a monster MASK enters
the frame. He struggles to lift a double barrel shotgun.
He points it at the girl and pretends to SHOOT.

			GIRL
		(voice over, whispering slowly)
		Once I had a cat, he was the sweetest
		little guy. Then one day he got sick
		and died. My heart was broken. My
		whole body hurt.

She continues dancing. The little boy imitates her.

			GIRL (CONT'D)
		After that, I saw things differently,
		everything could be summed up with
		three simple words... fuck the world.

The camera swings over to some ugly, toothless relations
watching the show. They laugh.

EXT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

We open on a dark, lonely stretch of two lane blacktop.
Off to the side of the road we see a rundown gas station.

			RADIO ANNOUNCER
				(V.O.)
		Hey, welcome back to 93.5 WJRC's
		Halloween monster weekend. I'm Jimmy
		Ray and I'll be bringing you the
		oldies, the goldies and sometimes
		the moldies. The good, the bad and
		the uglies straight from the WJRC
		vaults.

A weathered wooden sign proclaims CAPTAIN SPAULDING'S
WORLD OF MONSTERS AND MADMEN, sits atop the building.
A smaller sign below reads FRIED CHICKEN AND GASOLINE.

			RADIO ANNOUNCER
				(CONT'D)
		Hey, kids still trying to decide on
		the right costume? Well why not head
		on down to Randall's Penny Save
		located on Kimball Rd. just off route
		1 in Mackin County. Choose from a
		wide array of ghosts and ghouls,
		jeepers and creepers...
			(scary sound effects)
		...everything you need for your
		Halloween needs.

SHERIFF HUSTON, a tall southern good old boy, leans
against his dusty cruiser smoking a cigarette, pumping
gas into his tank.

INT. CAPT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

Inside is a poorman's Ripley's Believe It or Not.
Bizarre props and treasures of killers and monsters
cover the dirty walls. Wax figures of JACK THE RIPPER
stand guard before oil paintings by JOHN WAYNE GACY.

			RADIO ANNOUNCER
				(V.O.)
		Alright let's get back to our
		monster music marathon with this
		classic called The Teddy Bear's
		Picnic.

Perched on a stool behind the counter sits CAPTAIN
SPAULDING, a crusty looking old man in a filthy clown
suit and smeared make-up. The word LOVE is tattooed
across his right knuckles and HATE is tattooed across
the left.

He is reading the newspaper, crunching on crackers
from a paper bag and halfheartedly listening to a
small, nerdy man wearing coke bottle glasses named
STUCKY.

Stucky thumbs through a stack of autographed 8x10
photographs.

			STUCKY
			(speaking through voicebox
			 in his throat)
		I... I got back a stack today. Some
		nice shots.
			(holds up a picture of June
			 Wilkinson)
		See, a good topless June Wilkinson...
		unfortunately she personalized it...
			(looking at the photo)
		to Stucky, love June.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Hmmmmm.

			STUCKY
		Shit, this ain't worth nothing now
		that my name gotten all over it. I
		was a fixin' on trading it to Jackie
		Cobb.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		The retard over at Molly's fruit
		stand.

			STUCKY
		Yeah, he's all hot on her after he
		found some of his dad's old nudie
		books hidden in the basement. He
		keeps 'em taped inside his school
		workbook.

Spaulding brushes cracker crumbs off his paper and
continues reading.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Fascinating.

			STUCKY
		That kid is one horny retard.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Christ, ain't they all. All them
		retards wanna do is fuck and eat.

			STUCKY
		Well, yeah... I think that if you
		knew him... I mean if you'd under-
		stand his urges, shit the guy's like
		forty or something.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Worse than a fucking rabid baboon.

			STUCKY
		Yeah, I guess, you know next to
		wacking his weasel his other favorite
		thing is twisting sharpened pencils
		in the corner of his eyes.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		What?

			STUCKY
		Yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just
		spins it around next to his eyeball.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		I'm sure that ain't the only place
		he's sticking those pencils.

			STUCKY
		Naw, he don't do anything else with
		'em, but he did get caught once with
		a Planet of the Apes doll hanging
		out his asshole.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(laughing)
		Goddamn.

			STUCKY
		Had to take him to the hospital.
		Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up
		his butt, couldn't get it out.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		I always loved that mute broad that
		Chuck Heston was shacking up with.

			STUCKY
		Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Yeah, now there's the perfect woman.

			STUCKY
		Can I get some stamps off ya?
			(slapping down his money)
		Did you fix the toilet yet?

Opens a drawer and tears off five stamps.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Yes, I did... so don't you go
		stuffin' any goddamn paper towels
		down that hole. I just snaked the
		shit out of that thing.

Spaulding SLIDES the KEY attached to a cow skull across
the counter. Stucky grabs it. Spaulding hangs on.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(cont'd)
		Ya hear me? You bust that crapper
		and I'll beat your ass.

			STUCKY
		I hear ya.

He lets go of the key.

EXT. CAPT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

>From a STRANGER'S POV we watch through the window,
Stucky EXIT for the restroom.

Sheriff Huston finishes pumping his gas, gets in his
cruiser and drives off.

			KARL
			(off screen)
		All clear. Let's go shopping.

			RICH
			(off screen)
		Right.

>From this POV we RACE across the highway towards the
front door of the MUSEUM.

SLAM! We BURST through the door.

INT. SPAULDING'S - SAME

The moment of impact. BOOM. The door SMASHES open.
Spaulding's head JERKS up to see: a masked gunman,
KARL, wearing a LEATHER S+M MASK.

Behind him stands a second gunman, RICH, wearing a
rubber CAVEMAN MASK.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Mary fucking Moses. Get the fuck
		out of here.

			KARL
		Hold it, clowney. Keep your paws
		where I can see 'em.

			RICH
		Yeah, don't move or I'll blast a
		hole the size of a Kansas City melon
		through your ugly-ass Bozo face.

Spaulding obeys and raises his hands.

			KARL
		Go get that other asshole out of
		the shitter and drag his ass back
		in here.

			RICH
		Right.

Rich exits.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Miserable little cunts with guns.
		I ought to jump right over this
		counter and bash your fucking balls
		in.

Killer Karl steps up and puts his gun against Spaulding's
face.

			KARL
		Alright Tippy, hand over the cash
		box and I might leave your brains
		inside your skull.

Spaulding smiles wide, his teeth are yellow and rotted.

CLOSE UP -

Spaulding's foot kicks a red switch, triggering a
silent alarm.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		That's what you bitches need. A
		reality check courtesy of my boot
		in your ass. That'll be a fucking
		cash box you can cry to mamma about.

INT. SPAULDING'S - BACKROOM - NIGHT

A silent RED LIGHT FLASHES. In the dim glow, we see
RAVELLI, a large hunched figure, sitting on the edge
of a bed. The figure is heavily bandaged.

Ravelli reacts to the flashing light, he RISES and
puts a huge mask over his head. He EXITS the room.

INT. BATHROOM STALL - NIGHT

Stucky sits on the toilet pasting stamps on large
yellow envelopes.

Killer Rich KICKS OPEN the stall, GRABS Stucky by
the neck and PULLS him out.

			RICH
		Come on, fatboy!

EXT. CAPT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

We move around the outside of the building watching
the scene inside unfold. HEAVY BREATHING is heard.

Rich DRAGS Stucky into the main room.

INT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

Karl grows increasingly HOSTILE, knocks a candy display
over, raises his gun over his head and fires into the
ceiling.

			KARL
			(screaming)
		That's it. I'm gonna count to ten
		and you're gonna hand over the cash
		or I'm gonna splatter your grease
		paint mug across the stateline...
		one.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Fuck your mother.

			KARL
		Two.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Fuck your sister.

			RICH
		Come on, man. Just shoot him.

			STUCKY
			(recognizing Rich's voice)
		Hey, I know you. We were in high
		school together. Wood shop, right?
		... Richard Wick... right?

He looks nervously at Stucky.

			RICH
		Shut up, shut up, shut up!

			KARL
		Quiet down... three.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Fuck your grandmother.

			STUCKY
		Yeah, I remember Mr. Alacard the
		shop teacher use'ta call you Little
		Dick Wick. Hey, wasn't there a song
		we made up to go with that?

			RICH
			(temper rising)
		Shut up!

			STUCKY
			(singing)
		Little Dick Wick, play with his prick
		Don't his smell, just make you sick.

EXT. CAPT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

>From Ravelli's POV we watch through the window, as
everybody inside starts SHOUTING at each other.

Suddenly, Rich SHOOTS Stucky. Stucky FALLS BACKWARDS
against the wall, screaming in pain.

We move QUICKLY towards the entrance.

INT. CAPT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

Suddenly... CRASH! Ravelli SMASHES through the front
door knocking Karl to the ground. In the light we see
that Ravelli is wearing an OVERSIZED CLOWN HEAD. In
his hand is a sledgehammer.

Rich TURNS toward the COMMOTION. The Captain quickly
WHIPS OUT a GUN and FIRES. Rich falls dead.

Ravelli lunges at Karl, smashing him over the head
with the hammer. Ravelli's clown head comes loose
and falls to the floor. We now see that Ravelli is
a bald pitbull of a man with badly scarred skin that
is painted white and red.

Karl hits the floor and begins CONVULSING violently.

Spaulding STEPS DOWN from behind the counter, puts
his foot on Karl's throat and points his pistol at
Karl's head.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		And most of all... fuck you!

BOOM! Spaulding SHOOTS Karl in the head.

The screen EXPLODES RED, then TURNS BLACK.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
				(CONT'D,
				 V.O.)
		God damn it, that motherfucker got
		blood all over my best clown suit.

CREDITS ROLL

Strange paintings of demons, monsters and bizarre
creatures fade up and move across the screen.

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - NIGHT

We see a BILLBOARD painted on the side of an ABANDONED
TRUCK. The sign reads GOD IS DEAD.

We turn to face the road as a car drives by.

			JERRY
		Alright then, out of all of
		Charlie's chicks who do you think
		is the hottest?

INT. CAR - FRONT SEAT - NIGHT

Fast food wrappers and road maps clutter the car's
dashboard, a swinging monkey head dangles from the
rear-view mirror.

Behind the wheel, the driver, BILL HUDLEY, 29, downs
the last sip of coffee before crumpling the paper cup
and placing it among the other trash before him.

			BILL
		I guess if I had to choose I'd
		say... mmmmmm... Sandra Good. She
		seemed like a nice girl, I mean in
		a psycho kind of way.

Beside him rides, JERRY GILMORE, 30, slumped down in
his seat, reading a magazine with a flashlight, feet
hanging out the window.

			JERRY
		Really? Huh, I thought for sure you'd
		say Lynette Fromme. She's got that
		snooty vibe I know you dig.

			BILL
		Sqeaky! No way, she ain't that hot.

			JERRY
		She's pretty cute.

			BILL
		Yeah but, she reminds me of this
		chick that I remember from fourth
		grade... called a... shit, what did
		we call her?
			(thinks for second)
		Oh yeah, Patty Pee-pee Pants...
		when ever she got called on by Miss
		Chumski, this chick would piss in
		her pants and start bawling.

			JERRY
			(laughing)
		There always one kid with no bodily
		controls. We had this dude, Jeff
		Baxter, he was a puker. The fucker
		would just sit there puke all over
		himself.

			BILL
		Better than pissing... anyway so,
		what's your choice?

			JERRY
		If we're talking cute... like regular
		cute, I'd say Leslie Van Houton, but
		cute ain't hot.

			BILL
		Yeah, no shit.

			JERRY
		As far a hot... goes I gotta go
		with... Ruth Ann Moorehouse.

			BILL
		Oh yeah, I forgot about her. She was
		pretty hot.

			JERRY
		Fuck yeah, she is. I'd join a cult
		to get some of that... and the best
		part is she didn't try to kill the
		President or nothing, so that baggage
		ain't hanging around.

			BILL
		I thought she tried to murder a
		witness for the prosecution.

			JERRY
		I'll let it slide, she was only
		seventeen.

			BILL
		Dude, talk about baggage, that ain't
		no carry-on shit, that's some heavy
		duty Samsonite shit.

			JERRY
		Yeah, I guess... hot chicks are
		always nuts.

			BILL
		Hot has got nothing to do with it.

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - NIGHT

A LONE FIGURE in a cheap skull mask and white robe
stands hidden behind a billboard off to the side of
the road. Bill's car drives past.

			BILL
			(yawning)
		Hold on, I've heard this before...
		but I can't remember the end.

			JERRY
		So, the guy goes to Hell and the
		devil says, "do you smoke?" The guy
		say, "yeah"... the devil say, "great
		cause Tuesday is cigar night,
		sweetest Cuban cigars you ever had."

			BILL
		Shit, we really need to find some
		gas.

			JERRY
			(not listening)
		Then the devil asks, "do you drink?"
		Guy says, "yeah"... devil say,
		"wonderful, Wednesday is free drinks
		night, best booze you ever had...
		all made from the finest stuff."

			BILL
		Yeah.

			JERRY
		Then the devil says, "are you gay?"
		Guy says, "fuck no"... Devil says,
		"Well then, I guess you're gonna
		hate Thursdays."

			BILL
		Oh yeah, I remember now.

			JERRY
		Yeah, no shit I just told ya.
			(looking at magazine)
		Hey, you think this place called
		Alien Ed's UFO Welcoming Center is
		still around? It says, "Where the
		Fact is separated from the Fantasy."

			BILL
		I dunno... we'll ask around as we
		get closer. Man, I really don't want
		to run out of gas out here in the
		middle of Petticoat Junction, man.

			JERRY
			(sitting up)
		Don't panic yourself, way too much
		caffeine guy... I see a sign.
			(reading the sign)
		Captain Spaulding's Museum of Madmen
		and Monsters... cool. Also... fried
		chicken and... gasoline... next exit.

			BILL
		Perfect.

			JERRY
		I hope this place is cool. We could
		use something interesting to liven
		up chapter 12.

The car drives past. We turn and hold on the billboard.
We see the happy smiling face of a young Captain
Spaulding.

EXT. CAPTAIN SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

The car pulls up to one of the gas pumps. Bill and
Jerry get out. Inside we see Spaulding, now in army
pants and a hunting jacket, mopping the floor.

			BILL
		I'll pump the gas. Go inside and
		see if it's worth thinking about.

			JERRY
			(salutes)
		OK, Boss.

Jerry walks inside and immediately comes back out.

			JERRY (CONT'D)
		Holy crap. You gotta see this place.
		It's awesome.

			BILL
		How awesome?

			JERRY
		Really fucking awesome.

			BILL
		Wake up the chicks and bust out the
		camera awesome?

			JERRY
		Hell yeah.

Jerry sticks his head back inside the car.

			JERRY (CONT'D)
		Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

INT. CAR - BACK SEAT - NIGHT

A dark haired girl, DENISE WILLIS, 27, sleeps curled
up under a blanket.

			JERRY
		Come on, babe. Me and Bill found a
		kick ass place.

She opens her eyes.

			DENISE
		Huh?

			JERRY
		Grab Mary and come inside.

Denise shakes a lump of jackets and sweaters lying next
to her. She removes a sweater from the top of the pile
to REVEAL the face of MARY KNOWLES, 29.

			DENISE
		Come on sleeping beauty, time to go
		to work.

			MARY
			(half asleep)
		Sleeping.

			DENISE
		Rise and shine.

			MARY
			(groggy)
		No please, let me sit this one out.

			DENISE
			(removing the blanket)
		Let's go. You're the one who wanted
		to be a photographer.

			MARY
		I resign.

			DENISE
		Too late. You're in for life, let's
		move it out Private Shutterbug.

			MARY
			(opening her eyes)
		Christ, I hope this isn't more crappy
		folk art. It's so quaint... it's so
		primal... it's so crap.

			DENISE
		Aw, it ain't crap... it's... cute.
			(sarcastic)
		...and really who are we to judge
		the artistic merit of the tin-can
		Mona Lisa?

			MARY
		Aw, shit...
			(exhales deeply)
		I gotta pee anyway.

INTERLUDE

Grainy super 8 footage shows us an OLD MAN standing in
front of a small shack. His name is Lewis Dover. The
shack is painted white and covered with SIMPLISTIC
RELIGIOUS WRITINGS.

			LEWIS
		I ain't no rich man, but I see the
		truth. You do not have to go to Hell.
		You are in Hell. This is Hell. All
		American Hell.
			(holds up a gun)
		...true heaven in my hands... I'm
		gonna blow Satan back through the
		door to Hell.

Surrounding the shack are strange sculptures of various
half-human/half-animal creations.

INT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

Spaulding swabs up the last remain of blood from the
floor, he drops the mop into a bucket filled with water
and blood.

Bill pays no attention, he is distracted by a strange
object in a glass case over the counter. In the case is
a shriveled up looking half human and half fish figure.
It is the size of a small child. A banner above reads:
AQUALINA - THE MERMAID.

			BILL
		How long have you been running this
		place?

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		How long is a piece of string? Too
		God damn long, that's how long.

Spaulding slides the mop and bucket behind the counter.

			BILL
		No, really.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Shit, I don't remember exactly. I
		took over for my Pa just after the
		Duke nabbed the Oscar.

			BILL
		The Duke?

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Yeah, my Pa wasn't right in the head
		after that.

			BILL
		You mean John Wayne?

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Hell, boy there some other Duke you
		know about?
			(rolls up his sleeve to reveal
			 a John Wayne tattoo)
		A great American.

			BILL
		Yeah, I was never that big of a
		western fan. I like science fiction.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		I figured that much. Why the fuck you
		asking so many jackass questions for?

			BILL
		You see me and my friends are writing
		a book on offbeat roadside attractions.
		You know all the crazy shit you see
		when you drive cross country.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		I don't drive cross country.

			BILL
		But if you did.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		I don't.

			BILL
		But suppose for a second you did.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(fake hick accent)
		Y'all find us country people real
		funny like don't ya... well, God damn
		pack up the mule and sling me some
		grits, I'ze a gotta get me some
		schooling.

			BILL
		No, no I think it's really interesting.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Well fuck me Side Sally, who want to
		read about all that horse shit anyway.

Jerry OVERHEARS Bill's and Spaulding's conversation and
joins in to help.

			JERRY
		You'd be surprised. Would it be OK
		if we took some pictures and included
		this place in our book?

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Hey, knock yourself silly.

			JERRY
		You got some really rare stuff here...
			(pointing to Aqualina)
		... dig your Feegee mermaid.

INT. SPAULDING'S - RESTROOM - NIGHT

The restroom is gray, dingy, a single exposed light bulb
hangs from the ceiling. The peeling walls are plastered
with newspaper clippings and faded photos.

Mary is in the stall, sitting on the toilet, staring
straight ahead at a poster of RHONDO HATTON, a B-MOVIE
ACTOR that suffered from acromegalia.

Denise standing at a tiny sink, splashes water on her
face. She looks at herself in the mirror.

			DENISE
			(water running down her face)
		I swear I've aged five years since
		this trip started.

			MARY
		Tell me about it.

			DENISE
			(takes a paper towel and wipes
			 her face)
		God, I hate falling asleep in the
		afternoon. Now I'll be up all night...
			(stretches)
		... ugh, my back is killing me.

			MARY
		Yeah, hey how far do you think we
		are from your Dad's?

Mary flushes the toilet and exits the stall.

			DENISE
		I don't know. Couple hours I think.
		I've got to call him.

Mary washes her hands. Denise ties up her hair.

			MARY
		It will be nice to have a few days
		off to regenerate. This trip is fun,
		but it's starting to get brutal.

			DENISE
		Yeah, I hit burn out mode back at
		that old stripper lady's place.
		Watching her dance around with those
		ratty-looking animals was ridiculous.

			MARY
		I know, that was some crazy shit. I
		never in a million years would have
		believed it if I hadn't seen it.

			DENISE
		A decent meal every once in a while
		wouldn't hurt either, this road food
		is crap.

			MARY
		If I never eat at another Waffle House
		again, I can die a happy girl.

			DENISE
		Scattered, smothered and covered.

			MARY
		Exactly... well, I guess a couple
		more photos won't kill me.

INT. SPAULDING'S - MAIN ROOM - NIGHT

Jerry knees over a box of magazines labeled TRUE CRIME
$1.00, he flips through an issue, tosses it back.

Bill leans against the wall next to him, sipping a
hot cup of coffee.

The girls return from the bathroom. Jerry jumps up
with excitement.

			JERRY
		Great, you're back. Let's go. We
		already paid for the tickets.

			DENISE
		Tickets for what?

			JERRY
		This isn't everything. Get ready for
		this... there's a Museum of Murder
		and Mayhem.

			DENISE
		I don't want to see that.

			MARY
		How about if we skip it and just hang
		out here. I can get some great shots
		of this stuff.

Jerry PULLS Denise over and puts his arm around her.

			JERRY
		Aw, come on. It will be fun.

			DENISE
		Oh yeah, murder museum... sounds fun.

Bill grabs Mary by the hand and kisses it.

			BILL
			(smiling)
		We'll need pictures of the inside
		too.

			MARY
		Alright, alright. I know... I wanted
		to be the photographer.

Bill and Mary kiss.

Spaulding waits, unamused. He rolls his eyes.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Anytime this year, people. Alright
		line your asses up in front of the
		black door. The tour is about to
		begin.

Spaulding disappears through a curtain behind the
counter. The kids wait.

The black metal door CREAKS open.

They enter the darkened room.

INT. SPAULDING'S - MUSEUM - NIGHT

Darkness. A blue light comes on. Spaulding is standing
on a MOTORIZED PLATFORM. He begins the tour, speaking
through a small megaphone.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Ladies and gentlemen, you are about
		to enter a world of darkness. A world
		where life and death are meaningless
		and pain is God.
			(pointing with a cane)
		To your left you see the infamous
		Albert Fish.

A lifeless wax figure POPS forward with a loud metal
CLANG. Mary jumps back with fright.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		Sadist, masochist, child killer and
		most of all importantly cannibal. Born
		in 1870, Mr. Fish enjoyed burning him-
		self with hot pokers, spankings with
		nail-studded paddles and embedding
		needles in his groin. On the right,
		notice the X-ray...

CLOSE UP - X-RAY

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		...showing clearly 29 sewing needles
		inserted in to his groin. Mr. Fish
		was executed in 1936 at the age of 65.

Spaulding rolls backwards and continues the tour.

CLOSE UP ON: a dummy face of a grizzly looking old man
in hunting attire.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		To your right. One of our most popular
		crazies, the psycho of Plainfield,
		Ed Gein.

Behind the figure of Gein hangs an inverted corpse of
a slain woman.

Mary recoils in disgust.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		Murderer, cannibal and momma's little
		bitch boy. Mr. Gein found special
		pleasure in playing with the dead
		bodies of women, especially their
		sexual organs. He was quite a handy
		little dandy, fashioning lamp shades,
		jewelry and human skin suits from his
		victims. Mr. Gein was discovered when
		the decapitated body of Bernice Worden
		was found gutted like a deer, hanging
		in his barn.

							DISSOLVE TO:

A wax figure of a young man in doctor's scrubs. He is
covered in blood.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		And now I would like to introduce a
		local hero, S. Quentin Quale, a.k.a.
		The Butcher Boy, a.k.a. Nurse Nellie
		and most famously a.k.a. Dr. Satan.

Another wax figure, of a bloody corpse, JUMPS up.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		Murderer, torturer amd most of all
		master surgeon. Mr. Quale an intern
		at Willows State Mental Hospital,
		nicknamed Weeping Willows for its
		neverending cries of pain, took great
		pleasure in control. Through primitive
		brain surgery. Mr. Quale believed he
		could create a race of superhumans
		from the mentally ill, or so the story
		goes. His terrifying experiments
		continued until 1952.

Jerry stares fascinated.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		At which time he was discovered and
		turned over to authorities for
		observation. Unfortunately, Mr. Quale
		was abducted from his cell by members
		of the victims' families. Vigilante
		justice prevailed and Dr. Satan was
		taken out and hanged. The next day
		his body was found to be missing.
		Some say he survived, rescued by his
		loyal slaves, others say they hung
		the wrong man... To this day no sign
		of Dr. Satan has ever been discovered.
		But who knows? Maybe he lives next
		door to you.

KLUNK: A big metal door opens to the outside world.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		Please exit through the door.

The kids exit. SLAM! The door shuts.

EXT. SPAULDING'S - PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

Denise leans against the glass walls of the phone booth.
Various flyers are taped to the inside: free kittens,
phone sex ads and a missing poster for a girl named
KAREN MURPHY. A light rain begins to fall.

Denise puts some change in the phone and dials a
number.

EXT. WILLIS HOUSE - NIGHT

The camera moves down a quaint quiet little street. We
come to rest at a modest two-story house. The house is
decorated for Halloween.

Parents and their children roam from house to house,
trick or treating.

We hear the sound of a phone ringing.

INT. WILLIS HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT

A grey haired man sits at a small table eating a ham
sandwich and drinking a beer. This is DONALD WILLIS,
Denise's father.

He stands up and walks to the phone hanging on the wall.

			MR. WILLIS
		Hello...
			(brightens up)
		...hey Denise... what, what's wrong,
		did you break down?

EXT. SPAULDING'S - PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

			DENISE
		No, nothing like that... yeah, we're
		gonna be a little late. We stopped
		for gas at this place called Capt.
		Spaulding's outside of Ruggsville
		and it turned into a whole thing,
		so we're kind of behind schedule.

INT. WILLIS HOUSE - NIGHT

			MR. WILLIS
		Oh yeah, yeah I've driven by that
		place before. I seem to remember a
		crabby old bastard in a crummy clown
		suit running the place.

INT. PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

			DENISE
		Yeah, well he's still here. I think
		him and Jerry are fast becoming
		buddies, you know Jerry... yeah, he's
		gotta see everything... yeah, I know...
		thinks there's some unsolved mystery
		around every corner.

INT. WILLIS HOUSE - NIGHT

			MR. WILLIS
		Well, don't take too long, the kids
		are already knocking down the door
		demanding their sugar fix... I know,
		I know I forgot to mention that
		Halloween falls on a school night, so
		they're trick or treating tonight...
		I got the joint decked out this year,
		built a graveyard in the front yard
		like when you were a kid.

EXT. SPAULDING'S - PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

			DENISE
		Hopefully I can move things along
		here and make up the lost time by
		speeding all the way home... yes,
		Dad I'm kidding.

INT. WILLIS HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT

			MR. WILLIS
		Well, just promise me you'll be
		careful... alright, alright see ya
		soon... good-bye.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Bill, Jerry and Mary wait for Denise.

			JERRY
		I'm gonna go ask him.

			MARY
		Aw, come on Jerry. We've gotten all
		we're gonna get out of this place
		and its starting to rain.

			JERRY
		Shit, it is only sprinkling and it's
		worth the trouble. Hold on for two
		seconds.

Jerry goes back inside.

INT. PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

Jerry knocks on the glass as he passes. Denise waves
as he walks by.

			DENISE
		Yeah so... OK, expect us more around
		eleven or so. OK yeah, I will... love
		you, too, bye.

She hangs up the phone, opens the doors and heads back
to the car.

INT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

			JERRY
		I know it's hard to understand, but
		I really want to see this tree.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		OK, alright I'll draw you a map, but
		I still say it is a waste of time.

			JERRY
		Great.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Through the window we see Jerry talking to Spaulding.
Spaulding draws a map, explaining as he draws.

			MARY
		Geez, he never gets tired does he.

			DENISE
		Never. I swear to God he never sleeps,
		he goes to bed after me, wakes up
		before me. He's always working on 10.

			MARY
		Maybe he's a cyborg.

			BILL
			(wearily, sips his coffee)
		I like sleep.

			DENISE
		Here he comes.

Jerry comes bouncing out towards the car and jumps in.
He is holding a map and a box of chicken.

			JERRY
		We hit the jackpot! Let's roll, good
		buddy. We got ourselves a convoy.

			MARY
		Huh?

			DENISE
		Ugh, what's that smell?

			JERRY
		Fried chicken.
			(holds up a drumstick)
		Anybody want some?

No one responds.

EXT. WOODS - DAY

An OLD FARMER and his WIFE stare directly into the
camera.

			OLD MAN
		I don't know where that skunk ape
		sleeps. Maybe in the trees and all...
		all I know is he eats squirrels to
		survive and he had impure relations
		with my wife.

			WIFE
		That's true. He performed lurid acts
		upon me and my person while my
		husband Russell was a fix'n to our
		hound	Clarence.

			OLD MAN
		If I see that thing again... I'm a
		gonna kill that skunk ape.

			BILL
			(off screen)
		What does it look like?

			WIFE
		It looked just like that chubby fella
		from McHale's Navy... Ernie Borgnine.

			OLD MAN
		Hold up the picture.

The wife holds up a pencil sketch of a Bigfoot like
creature and a newspaper photo of Ernest Borgnine.

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - NIGHT

Bill's car moves past empty farmlands. A HEAVIER RAIN
is now falling.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Jerry directs Bill from Spaulding's hand-drawn map.

			JERRY
		Keep straight on this road here.

			BILL
		How much further?

			JERRY
		I'm not exactly sure... it looks
		close. Did we pass an abandoned
		school bus yet?

			BILL
		I don't know.

Mary and Denise sit bundled up in blankets.

			MARY
		Let's just skip it. It is probably
		nothing anyway.

			DENISE
		Aw Christ, Jerry. We can't see any-
		thing now, it's too dark. Let's
		forget it.

			JERRY
		Come on, we need something like this.
		It could be the real deal. It's too
		far out of the way to come back to.

			BILL
		What's that?

Through the windshield we see a LONE FIGURE hitch-
hiking by the side of the road. It is a girl, BABY, 27,
in a worn cowboy hat and long fur coat. She is soaked
to the bone.

			JERRY
		It's a hitchhiker.

			BILL
		Way out here?

			MARY
		Well, don't even think about playing
		the good samaritan, there's way too
		many psychos wandering loose these
		days.

			BILL
			(looking closer)
		It's a girl.

			JERRY
		Hey, maybe she knows where this is?

			DENISE
			(sarcastically)
		That seems likely.

			MARY
		Should we stop?

			BILL
		We can't leave her out here in the
		rain... maybe we can just drop her
		at the next rest area.

			MARY
		She looks like a freak.

			DENISE
		Stick her in the front, if you want
		to pick her up so bad. She's soaked.

			MARY
		She looks like she stinks.

			BILL
			(imitating Mary)
		She looks like she stinks.

			JERRY
			(makes cat noises)
		Cat fight, cat fight.

			DENISE
		Hardy har, har.

The car pulls over and Baby jumps in. The car moves off.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Once inside the car they see that the girl is a bit odd.

			BABY
		Whoa, thanks for stopping. I been
		standing out there in that toad
		strangling rain for like a hundred
		million years.

			JERRY
		Really, that's a long time.

			BABY
		Yeah, most people just whiz on by
		like I was invisible or something...
		or else they're creeps who wanna jam
		their slimy hands down my pants and
		twiddle my naughty-naughty.

			JERRY
		Yikes.

			BABY
		Yeah, icky. This one guy stops and I
		look in and he's got his thing out
		waving it around like a drunk monkey.

			DENISE
		Well, hitchhiking ain't the safest way
		for a girl to travel.

			BABY
		Yeah, but it's fun.

			MARY
		Sounds like a magical trip through
		the heartland.

			BILL
		Where ya headed?

			BABY
		Aw, I was going home to my Mamma's
		house... yeah, I was out doing this
		thing.

			BILL
		Where's that?

			BABY
		Couple more miles up this road.

			JERRY
		Hey, you might know...
			(shows her the map)
		...you know where this tree is at?
		It's an old hanging tree from...

The Baby PERKS UP at the mention of the tree.

			BABY
		Yeah, I know where that is, it's
		right by my house. It's Dr. Satan's
		tree. I can show ya.

			JERRY
		Really, wow, so it's really a real
		thing.

			BABY
		Yeah, it's a tree. I used to play
		there all the time. But, you can't
		find it without me. Outsider can't
		find no deadwood.

			JERRY
		Deadwood, is that what it's called?
		Cool, will you show us?

			BABY
		Maybe, maybe, maybe... hey, you know
		what word I hate?

			JERRY
		What?

			BABY
		Cone.

			JERRY
		Huh... what cone?

			BABY
		Any cone, yeah...
			(looking out the window)
		I hate that word... sounds ugly, I
		don't like crumple either.

			JERRY
		I always hate saying the word cheese,
		every time you get your picture
		taken... smile, say cheese.

			BABY
		I know I hate Swiss cheese, the holes
		make me nervous.

			BILL
		What about the tree?

			BABY
		Oh yeah, the tree.

			MARY
		This is crazy. She don't know nothing.

Baby turns her attention toward Mary.

			BABY
		Oh, I know. I'll show you where it's
		at, sweetie. Aren't you just so cute
		all bundled up like a cinnamon roll
		of Christmas love.

			JERRY
		Cool.

			BILL
		Which way?

			BABY
		Go straight up about another mile...
		til we hit Cherrypicker Road and
		turn right... it ain't far from there.

INT. MENTAL HOSPITAL

The camera FLOATS through the hallways of the Peabody
Mental Institution. It is HALLOWEEN.

PATIENTS wander the stark halls dressed in hospital
gowns and cheap plastic masks. Some are laughing, some
are screaming.

We move into a private room. Where we see DOCTOR SATAN
completely covered except for his eyes, hovering over
a BOUND AND GAGGED PATIENT.

We move off the doctor to a crayon child's DRAWING of
a JACK-O'-LANTERN. Tortured screams fill the room.

EXT. CHERRYPICKER RD. - WOODS - NIGHT

>From a STRANGER'S POV we see the car STRUGGLING down
a dirt road.

INT. CAR - SAME

Everyone rides in silence, music plays on the radio.

The song ends and a NEWS REPORTER comes on.

			NEWS REPORTER
			(V.O.)
		This is WJRC News at the top of the
		hour... Investigators in Clairemont
		County are no closer to identifying
		the body of a young woman found
		crucified to the doors of St. Mary's
		Church yesterday morning.

Baby lights up a cigarette and takes a drag.

			MARY
		Excuse me, could you not smoke in
		here?

Baby puts out the cigarette on the back of her hand.

			NEWS REPORTER
			(cont'd)
		Local police and State Officials
		have released this report...

			JERRY
		What's that?

			BILL
		I don't know. Looks like some kind
		of animal.

Bill stops the car.

EXT. CHERRYPICKER RD. - WOODS - NIGHT

Sitting dead center in the middle of the road is a
HUMONGOUS DOG. The dog stares straight ahead. Long
strands of drool hang from its mouth to the ground.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

			MARY
		Why are we stopping?

			BILL
		There's a dog in the road.

			DENISE
		Honk at him. Scare him.

			BILL
			(honking horn)
		He won't move.

			MARY
		Go around him.

			BILL
		There's not enough room.

			MARY
		Then run him over, he'll move.

			BABY
		No! He's one of God's creatures, he
		can't help it if he's dumb... I'm just
		crazy about animals.

			MARY
			(to Denise)
		The animals have got nothing to do
		with it.

EXT. STRANGER'S POV - SAME

A gun barrel is raised and we are looking through the
sight at the car. Pop! Pop! Pop! The GUN fires THREE
SHOTS at the car's rear tire.

The stranger whistles and the dog moves to the side
of the road.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

The SOUND of the heavy rain MASKS the gunshots.

			BILL
		Hey, he moved.

			MARY
		Let's get going before that thing
		tries to eat the car or something.

As the car moves past, Denise stares at the dog sitting
calmly to the side of the road. The dog blankly stares
back at her.

			JERRY
		That reminds me of a film I saw once
		of a guy who got out of his car at
		Lion Country Safari to take a picture
		of a lion cub and got eaten by the
		lions.

			BILL
		Oh yeah, I heard about that. I always
		thought it was bullshit.

			JERRY
		No... yeah, they ripped him to pieces
		while his family watched from the car.
		The wife is screaming, the kids are
		crying. Some dude in another car
		filmed the whole thing.

			BABY
		I'd like to see that.

			MARY
		Nice.

			JERRY
		The lions were totally covered in this
		guy's blood... I think they ate his
		face off, tore open his rib cage,
		pulled his legs off... it was a wild
		scene.

			BABY
		Things like that get a lot bloodier
		than ya think.

Without warning the car lunges to one side.

			JERRY
		What was that?

			BILL
		Fuck. I think we blew a tire.

			MARY
		Don't even say it.

			DENISE
		You got to be fucking joking.

			MARY
		God damn it, I knew this witch-hunt
		was fucking bullshit.

			BILL
		OK, let's relax. I'll check it, maybe
		I'm wrong. Don't everybody freak out
		just yet.

			JERRY
		I'll help ya.

			BILL
			(sarcastic)
		Gee, ya think it wouldn't be too much
		trouble.

EXT. CHERRYPICKER ROAD - WOODS - NIGHT

Bill and Jerry stare down at the blown tire sunk in
the mud.

			BILL
		I hope you fixed the spare like I
		asked ya.

			JERRY
		Yeah, I fixed it. Well, I ain't... um,
		I can't remember. I think I took it
		out to fit the bags and forgot to put
		it back.

			BILL
		Jesus Christ, Jerry.

			JERRY
		Well, technically I did what ya said.

			BILL
		You're a real fucking piece of work.

Bill stares at Jerry in disbelief.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Baby is leaning on her chin staring at Mary and Denise.
The car radio plays in the background.

			MARY
		Can I help you with something?

			BABY
		I was just wondering.

			MARY
		Wondering what?

			BABY
		Are you two gals all funny with each
		other?

			MARY
		What?

			BABY
		You know... a couple of queers.

			MARY
		Do you believe this fucking girl?

			BABY
			(turning her attention to Mary)
		I was just wondering, cause you got a
		pissy look about you... like a real
		pussy licking bitch.

Denise tries to QUICKLY defuse the situation.

			DENISE
		No. No pussy licking here, but thanks
		for your concern.

Bill and Jerry slide back into the car.

			BILL
		Well, I got some bad news and some
		bad news.

			MARY
		What?

			JERRY
			(fake Scottish accent)
		Tire's fucking gone crap on us, man.
		There's no saving it now.

			BILL
		And the spare is safely sitting in
		Jerry's garage.

			DENISE
		For fucking sake Jerry, what the fuck
		are we gonna do?

Baby starts laughing.

			MARY
		What the hell are you laughing about?

			BABY
		I just pictured the tire sitting in a
		chair watching TV.

			MARY
		Oh, wonderful.
			(muttering to herself)
		Fucking psycho.

			BILL
		I guess I'll try to back it out on
		the rim... at least to the main road.

			BABY
		If you keep going straight you can
		get back on the interstate... it's
		easier.

			MARY
		Just back up.

			JERRY
		I think we should go straight. I mean
		we know for a fact there ain't nothing
		back that way, right?

			BABY
		Oh wait! I love this song!

Baby reaches over and TURNS UP the VOLUME. She loudly
sings along with the song.

			BILL
		Fine. I'll go straight.

			MARY
		What!

			BILL
			(over the loud music)
		Fine! I'll go straight!

The car moves forward. After about fifty yards the car
HITS something hard and gets stuck in a deep mud bog.

			BILL (CONT'D)
		Fuck! We are fucked!

			DENISE
		Turn that fucking radio off!

Bill shuts off the radio.

			DENISE (CONT'D)
		Now what are we gonna do?

			BABY
		We can walk to my house from here.
		My brother's got a tow truck, he can
		come get your car.

A silence falls over the car.

			MARY
		I think I'm going fucking crazy.

			DENISE
		I can't believe...

			BILL
		OK, whatever. Let's go get your
		brother's truck. Faster we get the
		truck, faster we get out of here.

			BABY
		OK.

			JERRY
		I'll go. It's my fault.

			MARY
		You said it, not me.

			BILL
		Forget it. I'll just go.

			MARY
		Screw that, no way, I ain't letting
		you go by yourself.

			BILL
		Don't worry, I'll be quick. Just stay
		here, no sense everybody getting
		drenched.

			JERRY
		I agree.

			BABY
		Yeah, it won't take long and besides
		you sassy poodle girls will slow us
		down.

Baby jumps up and gets out of the car.

			BILL
		Don't worry, I'll be right back.

			BABY
		Come on.

			JERRY
		Don't forget the flashlight, it's
		pretty dark out there.

			BILL
		Thanks.

			JERRY
		No problem.

Bill kisses Mary good-bye and EXITS.

Mary watches Baby and Bill head off into the WOODS.
Baby turns and makes a kissy face at Mary.

EXT. MISS BUNNY'S HOLLYWOOD REVUE - DAY

A hand painted tin sign surrounded by flashing lights
which reads MISS BUNNY'S HOLLYWOOD REVUE hangs over
the entrance to a small garage.

Movie star portraits of JEAN HARLOW, W.C. FIELDS and
CLARK GABLE adorn the walls of the garage.

An over the hill ex-glamour girl, MISS BUNNY, 55,
comes into frame. She's dressed in a sparkling red
gown with feathers in her hair.

			MISS BUNNY
			(bad Marilyn Monroe imitation)
		Hi, I'm Miss Bunny and welcome to my
		Hollywood Revue...
			(she giggles)
		...where the stars shine forever.

INT. MISS BUNNY'S HOLLYWOOD REVUE - DAY

Tinseltown lives. Tin foil is wrapped around everything,
the walls, doors and ceiling. Fake cement handprints
of movie greats cover the tiny floor. Badly sculpted
statues of MARILYN MONROE, GROUCHO MARX and JOHN WAYNE
stand in the corners.

Dead center is a small puppet show stage.

			MISS BUNNY
		Hi, this is the place where the magic
		happens.

CLOSE UP - SQUIRREL

A stuffed squirrel dressed in a gray skirt and jacket,
a tilted hat sits atop its head.

			MISS BUNNY
			(holding up squirrel)
		This is Jenny, she is our resident
		Ingrid Bergman.

Miss Bunny picks up a stuffed white cat wearing a brown
trenchcoat.

			MISS BUNNY
			(CONT'D)
		This is Ronald J. Perrywinckle...
		our Humphrey Bogart... today we'll be
		doing a scene from Casablanca.

Miss Bunny begins to make the dead animal puppets
interact. She provides their voices.

			HUMPHREY CAT
		If that plane leaves the ground and
		you're not with him you'll regret
		it... maybe not today, maybe not
		tomorrow but soon and for the rest
		of your life.

			INGRID SQUIRREL
		But what about us?

			HUMPHREY CAT
		We'll always have Paris. We didn't
		have, we lost it... until you came
		to Casablanca. We got it back last
		night.

			INGRID SQUIRREL
		When I said I would never leave you.

			HUMPHREY CAT
		And you never will.

EXT. WOODS - NIGHT

A single flashlight beam cuts through the darkness of
the dense woods. Bill stumbles behind Baby, she is
clearly in her element.

			BILL
		How much further?

			BABY
		Almost there... are you in a hurry
		or something?

			BILL
		Well, yeah, kind of.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Jerry is stretched out across the front seat, reading
a book on Freak Shows. Denise and Mary sit in the
back, curled up under layers of blankets and clothes.

			DENISE
		Fuck, it's freezing.

			JERRY
		Hey, listen to this... I think this
		is related to our Dr. Satan.

			DENISE
		Oh, yeah.

			JERRY
		Yeah, in this book there's a chapter
		called Self Made Freaks about how
		people would mutilate themselves in
		order to work in a freak show. It
		mostly talks about tattooed people
		and wild men of Borneo and shit like
		that, but there is one mention of a
		single case where a woman was
		suspected of having her arms removed
		on purpose to become an arm-less
		wonder.

			DENISE
		Yeah, so how does that fit with the
		story of four morons with a flat tire
		looking for a dead tree?

			JERRY
		It says, "records show that Ellie
		Thompson was born in 1914 of normal
		physical stature and lived a life of
		normal bearings, until such time that
		she was placed in the care of the
		Willows State Mental Facility."

			DENISE
		So.

			JERRY
		Now she was put in the nuthouse in
		1930 at the age of 16.

			DENISE
		Why?

			JERRY
			(scanning the book)
		Blah, blah, blah... it doesn't say,
		but she was released sometime in 1937,
		only to reappear as Ellie Bogdan, the
		arm-less wonder. Says she, "criss-
		crossed the United States constantly
		in carnivals and freak shows until
		her death in 1946."

			DENISE
		Yeah?

			JERRY
		These dates perfectly correspond
		with the time frame of our beloved
		Dr. Satan working at the looney bin.
		I'll bet he amputated her arms.

			DENISE
		So what?

			JERRY
		I don't know, I just thought it was
		interesting.

			DENISE
		You know what Jerry, who really cares
		at this point?

			JERRY
		I don't...
			(to himself)
		...I just thought it was weird.

			MARY
			(bursting in)
		God damn it, I must be fucking crazy
		to let him go off with that crazy
		fucking bitch.

			JERRY
		Huh?

			MARY
		That stupid hillbilly slut.

			JERRY
		Oh, don't blow everything out of
		proportion.

			MARY
		You didn't see the look she threw me.
		She's up to something.

			DENISE
		Yeah, Jerry, she said some pretty
		fucked shit to us.

			JERRY
		When?

			DENISE
		When you were outside with Bill.

			MARY
		She said we look like pussy lickers
		or some shit like that.

			DENISE
		Yeah, she said we looked queer.

			JERRY
		Aw, get over it, she's just some
		dopey redneck, she ain't smart enough
		to be up to nothing... I mean any-
		thing... chicks.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - NIGHT

An old Gothic FARMHOUSE stands atop a hill at the end
of a long sloping dirt road. SCARECROWS with pumpkin
heads hang CRUCIFIED on crosses lining the drive.
Everything is severely overgrown.

Bill and Baby enter the gates of the FARM, they walk
up the main drive.

Baby runs forward and begins jumping around in the
huge mud puddles, then runs up onto the front porch
of the old house.

The front of the house is covered with strange junk
art. Hundreds of dolls faces are nailed to the walls.

			BABY
		These are all my dolls. I use to
		like to chop their heads off.

Broken bottles and cans are cemented together in weird
HUMAN FIGURES, ANIMAL SKINS stretched over bone
armatures form a makeshift roof.

Glowing down from the upper windows are grinning JACK-
O'-LANTERNS.

			BABY (CONT'D)
		The door's locked. I'll gotta go
		around... wait here.

			BILL
		OK.

Baby RUNS OFF around the side of the house.

Bill stands looking off into the distance at the
desolate farm grounds. The rain continues to hammer
down.

>From BILL'S POV we see a silhouette of a LONE FIGURE
walking in the distance. The shape of a large dog
follows behind him.

Bill JUMPS, startled by the sound of the heavy front
door opening.

			BILL (CONT'D)
		Christ, you scared the shit out of
		me.

			BABY
		Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.

			BILL
		Is your brother ready to go?

			BABY
		Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll
		wait inside, come on.

			BILL
		He left!

			BABY
		Yeah, come on.

Baby GRABS Bill by the arm and pulls him into the house.
The heavy iron door slams shut.

INT. CAR - SAME

Denise and Mary sit facing one another, playing cards.
Mary deals from a deck.

Jerry naps in the front seat.

			MARY
		How long has it been?

			DENISE
		I don't know... about half an hour.

A metal KLANG is faintly heard.

			MARY
		What was that?

			DENISE
		What? I didn't hear anything.

			MARY
		Wait... quiet. Turn off the radio.

Mary reaches over the front seat and turns off the radio.

			DENISE
		Now... listen.

They sit in silence.

			MARY
		I don't hear anything.

			DENISE
			(whispering)
		Shhhhhh, quiet.

			MARY
		I still don't.

			DENISE
		Turn on the headlights. See if any-
		thing is out there.

Mary turns on the headlights. Denise lets out a blood-
curdling SCREAM. Jerry bolts up.

			JERRY
		What... what!

Standing dead center in the road is the GIANT SHAPE of
a MAN holding a heavy chain with a huge hook on the end.

			MARY
		Lock the doors... quick, quick.

Everybody scrambles to lock the doors.

			DENISE
		Holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck.

On closer inspection, Jerry notices the chain is
attached to the back of a TOW TRUCK.

			JERRY
		Hold on, hold on! Everybody calm down!
		It's the tow truck guy.

			MARY
		What!

			DENISE
		Jesus Christ.

			MARY
		I think I'm gonna have a fucking
		heart	attack.

			JERRY
			(Scottish accent)
		OK lassies, I think it's time you get
		to gripping reality.

			MARY
		Enough with the stupid voices.

The brute man attaches the chain to the car and begins
raising it with his truck.

A SIGN on the side of the truck reads FIREFLY TOWING.

						  	DISSOLVE TO:

CLOSE UP - TV SCREEN

We are watching a scene from THE OLD DARK HOUSE. GLORIA
STUART, RAYMOND MASSEY and MELVYN DOUGLAS are standing
in the rain pounding on a huge wooden door.

			GLORIA STUART
		Knock again louder.

			MELVYN DOUGLAS
		I should of thought that was loud
		enough to wake the dead... that's an
		idea.

			RAYMOND MASSEY
		What is?

			MELVYN DOUGLAS
		Wouldn't it be dramatic, supposing
		the people inside were dead. All
		stretched out with the lights quietly
		burning about them.

			GLORIA STUART
		I'm sure it would be very amusing.

We pull back from the TV to see Bill's clothes drying
by the fireplace. Bill, now wearing overalls and a
flannel shirt, is sitting on an old over stuffed sofa.

			BILL
		So, you live here alone... I mean
		with just your brother?

			BABY
			(speaking from the next room)
		No. There's a bunch a us 'round
		somewhere... I think Mamma's sleepin'.
		She sleeps a lot, now... do you want
		marshmallows?

			BILL
		Um, yeah sure, I guess.

			BABY
		You sure do a lot of guessing.

Baby sets down the tray, making sure to bend over close
to Bill. She hands him his drink and sits down next to
him.

			BILL
		Thank you.

			BABY
		You're welcome.

Baby moves closer to Bill, he begins to get nervous.

			BILL
		Hey, um...
			(pointing to the mounted animal
			 head over the fireplace)
		...what kind of animal is that?

			BABY
		A dead one.

			BILL
			(sipping his drink)
		Mmmmm, this is tasty.

			BABY
			(scoops out some marshmallow
			 with her finger)
		Ain't the only thing tasty in this
		house.
			(licks it off)

			BILL
		I wonder what time it is. Seems kind
		of late.

			BABY
		Don't worry, sugar. It ain't past my
		bedtime... are you flirting with me?

			BILL
		What? No, I'm was worried that... I
		was just wondering what's taking so
		long.

			BABY
		Oh. Maybe R.J. got into a crash and
		killed everbody?

			BILL
		That's not something to joke about.

			BABY
			(rolls her eyes)
		OK, sorry... maybe the Great Pumpkin
		ate 'em up.

Finally, the SOUND OF A TRUCK pulling up can be HEARD.

Bill jumps up and goes to the window.

			BILL
		Hey, great they're back.

			BABY
			(sarcastically)
		Whoopie fucking doo.

TV SCREEN - SAME

On the B+W screen we see DR. WOLFENSTEIN, a local horror
movie host. He looks like a cross between the WOLFMAN
and LON CHANEY in LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT.

			DR. WOLFENSTEIN
			(sounds like Wolfman Jack)
		Aaaahooooh, the Doctor is in! Don't
		move, don't scream. Stay tuned for
		more creature craziness from channel
		68's Halloween eve movie marathon.
		I'm your host... your ghost host with
		the most, baby... Dr. Wolfenstein
		and will be with you until the end.
		Aaaaaaahooooooh!

EXT. FARMHOUSE - NIGHT

Bill stands on the front porch watching as the truck
roughly jerks the car to a stop.

Jerry jumps out, opens the back door and helps Denise.

			JERRY
			(looking at Bill)
		Hey, nice outfit Billy Bob.

			DENISE
		Thanks for coming to get us. Little
		brother almost scared us to death.

			JERRY
			(quietly to Bill as he passes)
		Dude, your chick's a little high
		strung.

Mary is the last one out of the car. She says nothing
as she walks to join the others on the porch.

Her look says it all as she walks by Bill and into
the house.

			BILL
		Mary, I'm sorry but he left without
		me. Mary... come on, you don't think
		I'd leave you stranded out there.

INT. FARMHOUSE - NIGHT

Everyone stands around at the fireplace, trying to
dry off.

			DENISE
		Look. I gotta call my Dad and tell
		him we're gonna be late. Can I use
		your phone?

Baby sits silently watching TV.

			DENISE (CONT'D)
		Excuse me, may I please use your
		phone?

			MARY
			(sarcastically)
		Bill, why don't you ask her... she's
		your special friend.

A VOICE from upstairs answers.

			MOTHER
		Ain't got one.

MOTHER comes into view from the darkness above. She
is in her fifties, but looks younger. A sleazy white
trash queen. She slowly descends the stairs.

			DENISE
		Huh? Oh, hi. You really don't have
		a phone?

			MOTHER
		No, none. I had one once, back in
		'57 maybe... I don't know. Really
		ain't nobody we wanna be jaw flapping
		at around here no more.

			JERRY
		Hey, maybe the guy with the tow
		truck could drive us to a phone.

			MOTHER
		His name is Rufus, Rufus Jr., but
		we all call him R.J.

			JERRY
		Oh, right.

			MOTHER
		What do they call you, sweety?

			JERRY
		Um, I'm Jerry... that's Bill...
		Denise and Mary.

			BILL
		Yeah, maybe R.J. could just tow us
		and our car to the nearest garage.

			DENISE
		I mean obviously we will compensate
		you for your troubles.

			MOTHER
		Oh, you ain't no troubles, no, no,
		no fuss.
			(claps her hands)
		Baby... go see what Rufus Jr. is
		doing with these nice folks' auto-
		mobile.

Baby slowly rises like a defiant child and walks out
of the room.

			MOTHER (CONT'D)
		In the meanwhile please make your-
		selves at home.

							DISSOLVE TO:

MONTAGE

Gruesome crime scene photos flash across the screen.

			CHILDREN
			(singing, off screen)
		98 bodies in your bed,
		Some are green, some are red.
		Eat the flesh and pick the bones,
		Drink the blood when you get home.
		99 bodies in the ground,
		Some are blue, some are brown.
		Gather 'round the people said,
		Where do you go when you are dead?

INT. FARMHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Mother, Jerry, Denise and Mary are all seated on the
sofa. Bill sits in an easy chair.

			MOTHER
		So, what brings you kids way out
		here, ain't you got something better
		to do for Halloween than wander
		around out here in the sticks?

			JERRY
		Well, I thought I'd maybe take in
		a hoedown.

			MOTHER
			(flirting)
		Oh, really...
			(puts her hand on Jerry's knee
			 and winks)
		...well, I'm a pretty good dancer if
		you know what I mean... I bet I got
		a few moves you ain't never seen.

			JERRY
		I don't doubt that.

			DENISE
		No, he's just joking. We don't really
		have any plans other than spending
		the night at my Dad's house...
			(glances at Jerry)
		...which is where we were headed
		when our car broke down.

			MOTHER
		That's nice.

			DENISE
		Yeah, I guess I'll just help him
		hand out candy to the trick or
		treaters.

			JERRY
		And I'm gonna help put the razor
		blades in the candy apples.

			MOTHER
		I'll bet you are... you are a naughty
		little thing aren't ya.

			JERRY
		I was just kidding.

Bill and Mary snicker at Jerry's comments. Denise tries
to keep a straight face.

			MOTHER
		Oh, I get it... I guess you think
		you're too good for the simple
		pleasures of Halloween.

			MARY
		No, just a little too old.

			MOTHER
		Oh really, well I hope something
		changes your mind some day.

Baby returns from the garage.

			BABY
		Tiny's home.

			MOTHER
		What about R.J.?

			BABY
		Oh, he was already gone before I
		seen him... but Tiny saw him and
		said he said he was going out to
		the yard to get a new wheel.

			BILL
		The yard, what's that?

			MOTHER
		It's an old auto junkyard out in
		Baldwin.

			DENISE
		How long is that gonna take?

			MOTHER
		He should be back in a couple hours.

			MARY
		A couple hours!

			DENISE
		Can't Tiny drive us to a phone?

Mother and Baby laugh.

			MOTHER
			(laughing)
		Tiny ain't got no car, he ain't even
		got a bicycle.

			DENISE
		How's he get around out here?

			BABY
		He walks, duh.

			MARY
		Fucking great.

			MOTHER
		I know you're my guests and welcome
		but I'd please advise you to keep
		from cussing while in my house, thank
		you.

			MARY
		Sorry.

			MOTHER
		Well, even though I know it seems
		childish to you all. Tonight is
		Halloween eve and it special to us
		so you are all invited to stay for
		dinner.

Under the circumstances they realize they have no
choice. They grin and bear it.

			DENISE
		Thank you.

			JERRY
			(imitates Elvis)
		Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.

			MOTHER
			(Mother touches Jerry's shoulder
			 suggestively)
		You're a strange one, aren't ya honey.
		I think you and me are get on like...
			(she thinks for a second)
		...like something real good.

Camera moves over to the TV. THE END fades up on screen.
Dr. Wolfenstein appears over the credits.

			DR. WOLFENSTEIN
		There well, who knew there was love
		to be found in The Old Dark House.
		Coming up next, do not move a muscle,
		an artery or a vein as we venture into
		another creepy classic... are you
		ready for THE WOLFMAN, baby?

INT. HOUSE - DINING ROOM

Bill, Jerry, Mary and Denise are now all seated around
a large dining room table. A thick mountain of candles
sits burning dead center on the table, giving off a
warm glow. Dozens of Halloween decorations dangle from
strings over the table, spiders, bats and black cats.

There is a hand-made PAPER MACHE MASK sitting on each
plate.

			MARY
			(holding up the witch mask)
		I hope to Christ she doesn't expect
		us to wear these things.

			BILL
		Whatever it is just do it. The more
		we play along the faster we'll get
		the hell out of here.

			DENISE
		Really, now is not the time to make
		waves.

			JERRY
		Hey, I'm just waiting for Cousin Itt
		to show up.

			DENISE
		Shhhhhh.

Mother walks in holding a covered serving tray.

			DENISE (CONT'D)
		You sure you don't need any help in
		there?

			MOTHER
		No dear, I'm fine. Now what kind of
		host would I be if I put my guests
		to this kind of work.

She sets the tray and goes back in the kitchen.

BOOM! The sound of the front door SLAMMING shut is
heard, followed by the POUNDING of heavy footsteps.

Mother's and Baby's shouting is heard.

			BABY
			(off screen)
		Ma, Tiny's in.

			MOTHER
			(off screen)
		Go tell him to get your Grandpa.

INT. HOUSE - BABY'S ROOM

Baby is standing in front of her closet staring at
her clothes. The walls of her room are covered with
B+W photos of movie stars.

			BABY
			(whining)
		Ma, I can't, I'm busy getting dressed.

INT. HOUSE - DINING ROOM

TINY ENTERS and removes his coat.

Everyone is speechless.

Tiny is over SEVEN FEET TALL and weighs THREE HUNDRED
POUNDS. He is wearing a black sweater with a big red
skull stitched into it. A red knit ski mask covers his
face. Black gloves cover his hands.

Tiny sits at the table, looks down at his plate and
says nothing.

Mother comes to fetch Tiny. She relays a message to
him with strange hand gestures.

Tiny gets up and leaves the room.

			MOTHER
		You'll have to forgive Tiny, he
		can't hear so much.

			DENISE
		Oh.

			MOTHER
		Yeah, my poor baby. It's his Daddy's
		fault. I mean Earl was a good man...
		I mean he never hit me or nothing,
		but one day he just got up and went
		pure devil on us all.

			DENISE
		What happened? Oh, I'm sorry, it's
		none of my business.

			MOTHER
		He tried to burn the house down, said
		it was possessed by the spirits. Tiny
		was sleeping in the basement where
		the fire started. I don't think Earl
		ever meant to harm us... but Tiny
		was badly burnt, his ears were
		destroyed and most of his skin.

			BILL
		Is that why he wears the mask?

			MOTHER
		Yeah, my baby boy gets shy around
		new people, but he'll warm up to
		ya... especially the ladies.

			JERRY
		Great. I thought I felt a certain
		attraction between Mary and Tiny soon
		as he walked in.

			MOTHER
		Maybe. He's a real lady killer.

			JERRY
		Didn't ya think, Mary?

Mary just smiles, then gives Jerry a dirty look.

			MOTHER
		Well, we'll see... the night is young
		and so are you... oh well, couple
		more minutes.

Mother returns to the kitchen.

			DENISE
			(elbows Jerry)
		Don't be such a fucking smart ass.

			MARY
		Yeah, it's really your fault that
		we're stuck in this shithole in the
		first place.

			JERRY
		Oh, don't worry she didn't get
		offended by what I said. You two got
		to lighten up... right, Bill?

			BILL
		Whatever, at this point all I care
		about is food. I'm starving and I
		got a fucking killer headache.

			JERRY
		Hey, I asked you if you wanted some
		chicken.

			BILL
		Didn't look like chicken to me, more
		like fried pussy cat.

			JERRY
			(shrugs)
		Tasted pretty good.

INT. FARMHOUSE - GRAMPA'S ROOM - NIGHT

In a cramped, darkened room we see the huge shape of
Tiny hovering over a BED containing the hunched, fragile
old body of GRAMPA.

Grampa struggles to sit, then slowly slides his legs
over the edge of the bed. Tiny helps him to stand.

			GRAMPA
		God damn it, I can do it. I can do
		it myself, ya big monkey. I ain't
		dead yet... so don't you and your
		sister start counting out my money
		yet.

Grampa steadies himself against Tiny. They slowly walk
out of the room.

			GRAMPA (CONT'D)
		God damn, my dogs are barking.

As they move into the light of the hallway, it is clear
that Grampa is in his late 80's.

Grampa quickly grows tired. Tiny picks him up in his
arms and carries him down the stairs to the dining room.

As they move past, the camera comes to rest on a STRANGE
OBJECT sitting on a shelf.

A LARGE GLASS JAR containing a DEFORMED BABY. The
pickled punk looks to have a small second head growing
from its temple. The label on the jar reads STUFFY 1973.

The sound from the TV fades up in the background.
BELA LUGOSI'S VOICE can be heard.

			BELA LUGOSI
			(V.O.)
		Your hands, please. Your left hand
		shows your past...

							DISSOLVE TO:

TV SCREEN

Bela is seen as a fortune teller holding a woman's
hands. This is a scene from The Wolfman.

			BELA LUGOSI
			(CONT'D)
		...and your right hand shows your
		future.

CLOSE UP

We see a tight shot of the woman's palm. A pentagram
appears.

INT. DENISE'S FATHER'S HOUSE - NIGHT

We PULL BACK from the TV to find Donald Willis sitting
in a old easy chair. The room is modest, but comfortable.

He reaches over and picks up a small alarm clock,
notices the time, concerned look comes over his face.

The phone rings. He quickly answers it.

			MR. WILLIS
		Hello, Denise?

Disappointment. He mutes the TV.

			MR. WILLIS
			(CONT'D)
		Oh, yeah... no, Fred. I was hoping
		you were Denise, she's a little late.
			(pausing)
		Yeah, yeah I'm sure the rain just
		slowed 'em down... yeah... uh-huh,
		yeah... no, no you can keep it 'til
		Tuesday... alright, talk to ya
		tomorrow, bye.

Unmutes the sound on the TV.

INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT

The feast is on. Mother, Tiny, Grampa, Jerry, Bill,
Mary and Denise are gathered around the table.

			MOTHER
		OK, everyone, put on your masks. We
		can't very well eat with our everyday
		faces exposed.

Mother puts on her mask, Tiny and Grampa follow. Jerry,
Bill and Denise slowly raise up their masks, Mary
hesitates.

			GRAMPA
			(to Mary)
		Christ kid, put it on. She ain't
		letting any of us touch the grub
		'til you're wearing the damn thing.

Mary rolls her eyes and complies.

			JERRY
		I've been meaning to ask you, Mrs...
		Ummmm.

			MOTHER
			(hesitates)
		Firefly.

			JERRY
		Firefly... mmmmm odd name. Mrs.
		Firefly, do you know anything about
		the legend of Dr. Satan?

			BILL
		Here we go.

Grampa shifts his eyes onto Mother.

			MOTHER
			(nervously)
		Well, I'm not much for local gossip
		an this and that, but I've heard it
		mentioned in passing over the years
		but... I mean folks is queer and they
		say things, crazy things you know
		what I mean?

			GRAMPA
		It's all talk, yakty yak, like a
		bunch of hungry chipmunks... Christ,
		Dr. Satan. That takes the bull's nuts
		alright...
			(starts laughing)
		...hey, I hear some genius up north
		got a hot line on the Easter Bunny
		for ya.

A voice from the shadows interrupts.

			OTIS
			(slowly)
		I know all about what you want to
		know about.

A PALE FIGURE creeps forward like NOSFERATU from a dark
corner of the room. This is OTIS.

He stands six foot, but is deathly slim. His skin is
translucent, glowing in the dark. Long thin white hair
covers his head. His eyes are grey. He is an ALBINO.

He is holding a GLASS JAR containing a SMALL FETUS.
On closer inspection we see there are two small bodies
joined to one head. The label reads WOLF.

			MOTHER
			(happy surprise)
		Otis! I can't believe you decided
		to come down and join us... and you
		brought little Wolf. This really is
		a special night... all my babies
		together.

Otis sets the disturbing jar of Wolf on the table. He
leans forward onto the jar, resting his chin.

			OTIS
		Now, I don't know where you heard
		all your little fairy fables about
		Dr. Satan but...

			BILL
		From a Captain Spaulding down at
		some museum.

			OTIS
			(laughing)
		That old bitch hog don't know shit.
		He tells cute little tattle-tales to
		sell his junk, but he don't sell no
		Yankee boys no truth.

			JERRY
		But something happened, right? I mean
		the story is based on a real incident,
		right?

			GRAMPA
			(mouth full of food)
		What are you, Jimmy Olsen cub reporter
		for the Daily Asshole?

			MOTHER
		Grampa... watch the language.

			OTIS
		I ain't sure that you really need
		to know. It's better you go home
		still dreaming about your kitty cats
		and puppy dogs.

			JERRY
		I really want to know.

			GRAMPA
		Hey, the kid wants to know. Enlighten
		him.

			OTIS
		Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in
		the fire if I told ya you'd see Hell...
		meanwhile you too stupid to realize
		you got a demon sticking out your
		ass singing, "Holy Miss Moly, I got
		a live one."

			DENISE
		Can we please change the subject?

The CLOCK on the wall strikes TEN.

			GRAMPA
			(shouting)
		Dinner's over.
			(pushes his plate back and
			 stands up)
		Ladies and Germs... it's showtime.

Grampa hobbles out of the room.

			BILL
		What's he so excited about?

			DENISE
		Yeah, showtime for what?

			MOTHER
		For the show. It's Halloween eve
		and time for our show.

			JERRY
		Oh, you mean on TV.

			MOTHER
		No, no, no it's so much more special
		than that... you'll see, you'll be
		the first to ever see. I think this
		is something you'll really love.

			JERRY
		Great.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - BARN - NIGHT

Billy, Jerry, Mary and Denise stand waiting in front
of an old barn. Tiny unlocks the huge doors of the
barn and swings them open.

Standing inside waiting is Mother. She is all dressed
up for the occasion.

			MOTHER
		Please, come in... how many in your
		party...
			(she counts the heads)
		...one, two, three and four... right
		this way.

Mother hands each of them a folded piece of paper,
which serves as a program book. Hand drawn on each
is an orange pumpkin.

INT. FARMHOUSE - BARN - NIGHT

We follow Mother inside.

Thousands of red Christmas lights hang down, strung
through the rotting wood rafters. Crates, barrels and
an odd assortment of chairs face a large quilted
curtain. Filling these seats are LIFELESS DUMMIES.

			MOTHER
		Please be seated.

Mother motions toward four empty seats in the front
row.

			JERRY
			(whispering)
		This is way too fucked up for words.

			MARY
			(loud whisper)
		I know the words... fucking psycho
		fucking bullshit, that's the words.

			BILL
		Just grin and bear it.

			DENISE
		That food...
			(holding stomach)
		ugh, I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Jerry, Bill, Mary and Denise take their seats.

Mary flips open the program. Inside, written in crayon,
are the words: HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA - starring the
Comedy Legend GRAMPA and the World Famous BABY.

			MARY
			(to Bill)
		Check this out.

			BILL
		Well, ya can't complain I never
		take you anyplace.

The sound of a warped crackling record fills the room.
Lounge music.

A small spotlight hits the quilted curtain covering
the stage. Mother Firefly stands behind the controls.
She is smiling proudly.

The curtain clumsily parts TO REVEAL:

A stage set pieced together from amusement park wreckage.
A giant painted plywood devil looms over the stage,
surrounded by dancing skeletons and demon girls.

A microphone stands center stage.

			BILL (CONT'D)
			(quietly)
		I can't believe what I'm seeing.

			JERRY
		I know, this is fucking nuts.

			MARY
		This is starting to make me real
		uncomfortable.

			BILL
		Just sit back and enjoy the show.

The sound of CANNED APPLAUSE fills the room. Bill begins
to applaud, Jerry and Denise join in. Mary does not.

			GRAMPA
			(v.o.)
		Ladies and gentlemen, straight from
		his smash six week sold out run at
		Tiki-Ti Club... the Stardust lounge
		is proud to present Mr. Sexy himself...
		Grampa Hugo.

Grampa walks out to center stage, mic in hand and begins
to speak.

			GRAMPA (CONT'D)
		Hey, let me tell ya a story... so I'm
		hanging out with my buddy Hal
		Jackowictz and I'm like, hey Hal
		let's go get some booze and chase the
		chickens... fucking Hal says no, no
		the old battle axe at home will break
		my balls... I gotta get my ass home.

The kids stare in shock at Grampa. Jerry begins to
laugh.

			GRAMPA (CONT'D)
		So, I tell 'im... Hal, here's the
		secret. Go home tonight, crawl into
		bed, get under the covers and eat
		your wife's pussy... I mean jam your
		face right in the bush.

Jerry starts to giggle.

			DENISE
			(quietly)
		What are you laughing at?

			JERRY
		I don't know, I think he's funny.

			DENISE
		This isn't funny, it's twisted.

			GRAMPA
		So, Hal goes home, jumps in, starts
		chomping and licking away at her
		pussy, she's screaming and howling...
		totally passes out from the experience.

			MARY
		Dear God, let this end.

			GRAMPA
		Now, Hal... He's feeling pretty good,
		so he goes into the bathroom for a
		quick shave...
			(pauses)
		...suddenly he lets out a horrible
		scream. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The recorded crowd chuckles.

			GRAMPA (CONT'D)
		Sitting there on the toilet is Hal's
		wife Gloria... and she says, "Quiet
		down, you'll wake Grandma!"

The recorded crowd screams with laughter, as does Jerry.
Bill, Denise and Mary look at him like he's crazy.

			GRAMPA (CONT'D)
		Thank you, you're too kind, too
		kind... stay in your seats, coming
		up next we got something special for
		you men out there.

The curtains close and the stage goes dark.

			DENISE
		Shit, I'm all for being a sport, but
		this is ridiculous.

			BILL
			(looking at his watch)
		Man, it's already ten thirty.

			MARY
		I'm with Denise, can't we just walk
		to someplace, this is getting fucking
		stupid.

			JERRY
		Negative. Shit, we are so deep in the
		sticks we could walk for hours and
		find zero.

			BILL
		Yeah, I'd say at this point all we
		can do is just wait it out. There's
		nothing else.

			DENISE
		I suppose. I mean they're obviously
		all bonkers, but I guess they're
		harmless.

			MARY
		I fucking hope so.

The stage lights come up. The recorded applause and
music begin.

Baby enters the stage. She is dressed in a home-made
showgirl outfit. She begins to dance clumsily to the
music. She appears to be somewhat intoxicated.

The vocals come on and Baby begins to lipsync to the
song.

			DENISE
		You gotta be kidding me. This chick
		is wasted.

			JERRY
		Shhhhhh.

			MARY
		How much is a person supposed to
		stand?

			BILL
			(motioning for Mary to keep
			 her voice down)
		Quiet.

			MARY
			(sarcastically)
		Oh, I'm sorry, bothering you? Was
		I disturbing your viewing pleasure?

Baby makes her way down from stage on to floor level.
She gyrates and seductively TEASES one of the dummy
audience members.

Baby moves over to Jerry. Stroking her hand down his
face. Denise tries to look amused. Jerry smiles
uncomfortably.

Baby strolls past Denise and stops in front of Mary.
Baby pauses and pinches Mary's cheek and winks. Mary
is FURIOUS.

Baby moves over to Bill. Mary watches like a mother hawk.
Baby sings and dances with all of her attention focused
on Bill.

Baby puts her arms around Bill's neck and sits on his
lap. Mary BOLTS FORWARD and SHOVES Baby off of Bill.
Baby crashes onto the floor.

			MARY (CONT'D)
		Take that, you fucking slut!
			(Mary spits at Baby)
		Fucking redneck whore!

			BABY
		You shouldn't a done that.

			MARY
		Why? You gonna do something about it?

			BABY
			(standing up)
		Yeah, I'll do something.

Baby takes out a straight razor from behind her back.

			BABY (CONT'D)
		I'll cut your fucking tits off and
		shove 'em down your throat.

			MOTHER
		Baby! Stop!

Mrs. Firefly runs down from her position behind the
spotlight and intercedes.

			BABY
		Come on, ma... this bitch's got it
		coming.

			MOTHER
		No, I told you...

SCREECH! The garage door slides open. Rufus has returned.

			RUFUS JR.
			(interrupting)
		Car's done.

			DENISE
		Thank God.

			MOTHER
		I suggest you kids leave now.

			MARY
		Don't worry, I'm gone.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - NIGHT

Bill, Jerry, Denise and Mary climb back into their car.

			BILL
		Don't look back, just get in the car.

			DENISE
		Lock the fucking doors.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Bill begins to pull the car down the long dirt driveway
towards the road. The heavy rain makes visibility
difficult.

			BILL
			(straining to see through the
			 darkness)
		Almost there.

			JERRY
		Jesus, you think she was really gonna
		cut you?

			MARY
			(leaning her forehead on the
			 window)
		Of course she was gonna cut me, she's
		a fucking nut...
			(closes her eyes and takes a
			 breath)
		I knew she was crazy from the second
		we picked her up.

SLAM! Suddenly, Baby pounds her fist against Mary's
window. Mary jumps back in terror.

			BABY
			(screaming)
		You're in Hell, bitch! You're gonna
		die like a dog!

Baby disappears into the darkness.

			MARY
		Go! Go! Go! Get us out of here!

Bill pulls the car up to the front gate. It is chained
shut with a huge padlock.

LIGHTNING CRASHES, illuminating the crucified scarecrows.

FLASH CLOSE-UP CUTS -

of grinning jack-o-lantern faces peer down from above.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Bill opens the car door, starts to get out.

			MARY
			(hysterical)
		What are you doing!

			BILL
		I gotta open the gate.

			MARY
		Drive through it!

			BILL
		It won't work.

			JERRY
		Holy fuck, hurry up.

Jerry, Mary and Denise watch through the windshield
as Bill struggles to unlatch the thick iron gates.

SUDDENLY, one of the SCARECROWS JUMPS down from his
cross and SMASHES Bill over the head with a HEAVY
CLUB. Bill drops to his knees.

			MARY
		Bill! Help him!

Jerry throws open his door to get out. He's SHOVED BACK
into the car by another, larger scarecrow outside his
door. This scarecrow begins smashing the car's windows
with a METAL PIPE.

Bill lays motionless, face down in the mud. His attacker
turns his attention on the car. He also begins smashing
the car's windows.

EXT. CAR - NIGHT

>From a distance we see Jerry pulled from the car and
beaten. The girls are helplessly trapped inside the
destroyed vehicle. The scarecrows continue to pound
on the car.

As we fade out, the sound of a BARKING DOG can be
heard.

							FADE TO:

EXT. FARMHOUSE - MAGIC

>From a long shot, we see the farmhouse in the early
morning sunrise. All is still.

The sound of an engine starting breaks the early morning
silence. Rufus's tow truck is seen pulling away from
behind the house. The BEATEN REMAINS of Bill's car are
towed behind it.

EXT. WILLIS HOUSE - SUNRISE

Darkness, except for the face of an alarm clock. The
time is 7:00 AM. TICK, TICK, TICK... BUZZZZZZ. The
alarm goes off.

A hand reaches over and turns off the alarm. We hear
a deep groan. A light turns on.

INT. WILLIS'S LIVING ROOM - MORNING

Don Willis wakes up, having fallen asleep in his easy
chair. He sits up and wipes the sleep from his eyes.
He runs a hand across his head, smoothing out his
thinning grey hair.

He picks up a phone next to his bed, dials a number,
waits.

			MR. WILLIS
		Hi. Lieutenant Broekman please...
		Donald Willis.

He holds.

			MR. WILLIS
			(CONT'D)
		Hey, Phil...
			(listens)
		Yeah, I'm alright... but I need you
		to check on something for me.

Willis stands, walks to the window, opens the shades,
morning sun fills the room.

A shelf by the window is cluttered with framed photo-
graphs. B+W memories of Denise at the beach, RUDY the
dog. High school graduations and Donald Willis in
uniform with the other members of 56 Precinct. Donald
is a FORMER POLICE OFFICER.

			MR. WILLIS
			(CONT'D)
		I'm a little worried about Denise.
		She called me last night from the
		road, out by Ruggsville at some joint
		called Spaulding's or something like
		that, said she'd be here about eleven...
		but she never showed up.

Paces.

			MR. WILLIS
			(CONT'D)
		Yeah, if you could run a check on up
		that way and see about any accidents
		or road closing or anything, I'd
		really appreciate it...
			(listening)
		...yeah, yeah, I know... I'm sure
		nothing happened but, you know me I
		like to worry... thanks... bye.

Hangs up the phone.

INT. FARMHOUSE - OTIS'S ROOM - DAY

Mary opens her eyes, squinting into the light. Sunlight
peers through filth on the windows, fractured by the
tattered remains of rotted curtains. Peeling yellowed
newspaper serves as wallpaper surrounding the window.

Mary's eyes move across the walls to a painting of a
BIG EYED KITTEN. She stares at it and smiles. A look
of horror begins to appear on her face. She begins to
scream uncontrollably.

			OTIS
			(off screen)
		Shut your fucking mouth!

She is hysterical.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		I said shut your mouth!

ZOOM BACK to see Mary wearing a dunce cap, tied to a
chair, facing a corner in the farmhouse's attic. This
is Otis's art studio.

Otis, standing before a large canvas, sets down his
paint brush and calmly walks over to Mary.

He spins her chair around, clamps her mouth shut with
his hand and leans his nose against hers.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
			(slow and sinister)
		Listen, you Malibu Barbie middle
		class piece of shit. I'm trying to
		work, you got me, work... you ever
		work?

Mary's eyes scream with terror, she nods yes.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		Yeah, I'll bet you did. Scooping ice
		cream to your shitheel friends on
		summer break... well, I ain't talking
		about white socks with Mickey Mouse
		on one side and Donald Duck on the
		other... shit, you ain't reading no
		funny books, mamma.

Otis raises his paint covered hand.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		This is blood and guts, Suzy Q. Our
		bodies come and go, but this blood
		is forever...
			(pulls a small book from his
			 breast pocket)
		...let me read you something, listen
		and learn... you listening?

Otis pulls back his hand, ready to backhand her across
the face with the book. She nods again. He lowers the
book.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
			(gesturing dramatically)
		And the angels, all pallid and wan,
		Uprising, unveiling, affirm
		That the play is the tragedy "Man"
		And its hero the Conqueror Worm
			(pauses)
		...you get that? Art is eternal,
		you get me, mamma?

Mary stares dumbfounded.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		Now, I'm gonna remove my hand... you
		make a sound and I swear I'll slit
		you open and make you eat your own
		fucking intestines... you get me?

She nods again. He slowly removes his hand from her
mouth. Mary tries to remain calm, but starts to
hyperventilate. Tears roll down her face.

			MARY
			(whispering)
		Why? Why are you doing this?

			OTIS
		Doing what? Messy up your day? Well,
		fuck lady there are some bigger issues
		at hand... than your fucking have a
		nice fucking day bumper sticker shit!

			MARY
		Where's Bill?

			OTIS
			(chuckling)
		Well, Bill... he's a good guy, he's
		been great help to me... a real
		blessing... I couldn't have asked for
		a better specimen. I mean you don't
		know what a dry spell I've had, total
		block...
			(slaps his forehead)
		...total block... but Bill he's OK.

Mary looks confused, but relieved.

			MARY
			(softly)
		Where is he?

			OTIS
		Let's go see.

Otis grabs the back of the chair and drags her across
the room towards a curtained off area.

Whoosh! He pulls her through the curtains. From behind
the curtain we hear Mary SCREAMING and Otis LAUGHING.

			MARY
			(behind curtain)
		Bill? No, no, no! What have you done?
		Bill!

INT. CURTAIN ROOM - OTIS'S ROOM - DAY

Ugliness. Decay. Pain. Carefully arranged on a model's
platform is the severed torso of Bill sewn to a large
homemade fish tail. He is lying on his ride side posing.

Bill's face is frozen in a death scream.

			OTIS
		Behold... The Fish-Boy!

			MARY
			(repeating to herself)
		This can't be real, this can't be
		real, this can't be real.

			OTIS
		Oh, it's real... as real as I want
		it to be, mamma...
			(grabs his canvas and holds
			 it in her face)
		...look, see the magic in my brush
		strokes.

Painted on the canvas is the gruesome scene of Bill as
the Fish-Boy.

			MARY
			(crying)
		Fuck you, you fucking freak!

			OTIS
		Oh, come now... we're all creatures
		of God and freaks in our own way...
			(twitches and shakes)
		...but if you'll notice...
			(points to a blank spot in
			 the painting)
		right here, needs a little something,
		heh?

Otis slowly puts down the canvas, turns and picks up a
huge hunting knife.

			MARY
		What are you doing?
			(squirming)
		...no, stop... please, please.

			OTIS
		You, my dear worm feeder, are about
		to become immortalized.

Otis draws back the knife.

			MARY
			(screaming)
		Noooooooooooo!

Otis swings the knife forward, directly into the camera.

CLOSE UP - CLOWN FACE

Ravelli's clown head bobs back and forth.

PULL BACK TO:

Ravelli, wearing his clown head, stands by the road side
waving to passing cars.

EXT. SPAULDING'S - DAY

A police car drives past Ravelli and comes to a stop.
OFFICER GEORGE WYDELL, 42, a big, slightly paunchy man
with a big mustache and mirrored sunglasses, steps
from his car.

Following close behind, OFFICER STEVE NAISH, 29, tall
athletic.

			WYDELL
			(pauses, looks around, pulls
			 up his belt)
		Well, let's go see if the nut that
		runs this place can help us.

			NAISH
		Right.

They walk to the door.

INT. SPAULDING'S - DAY

The door swings open. Wydell enters slowly, putting on
his best cowboy attitude. Naish follows suit.

Wydell, hands on his belt, struts up to the counter.
No one is around.

A rusted bell sits on the counter, taped to it is a
handwritten note, "ring for service". Wydell rings it
once, waits, no response. Rings it again, waits, no
response.

			NAISH
			(looking around the room)
		Get a load of all this crap... this
		is one sick place.

Wydell begins ringing the bell non-stop.

Spaulding shouts from the backroom.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Whoever's a jerking off on that bell
		better be gone when I get out there...
		'cause I'm gonna rip your nuts off.

Spaulding enters from behind the curtain, angry. He sees
the troopers and puts on a phony grin.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(CONT'D)
		Officers, officers what can I do
		for you today? I ain't fried up the
		birds yet... if that's what you're
		ring a ding dinging about.

			WYDELL
			(pulls a paper from his pocket)
		What I need are some answers.
			(unfolds the paper to reveal a
			 picture of Denise)

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Well, I'll try but I don't know nothing
		'bout nobody. I'm a guy who likes to
		mind his own business, if ya get what
		I'm saying.

			WYDELL
			(holds up picture)
		You seen this girl? Say... within the
		last 24 hours.

Spaulding reaches out and grabs the picture.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
			(studies the picture)
		Yeah, yeah I seen her. Good looking
		kid, but not really my type...
			(gesturing with his hands)
		...I like meaty, eh?

			NAISH
			(losing patience)
		Hey ass clown, how 'bout some answers.
		He ain't interested in your love life.

			WYDELL
		Come on, get with the facts.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Hmmmmmmmmm?

			WYDELL
		What'd you see, who was she with,
		where were they going?

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Aw, she was with some nosey, smartass
		high-rise kids. They were poking
		around... asking stupid questions.

			NAISH
		Questions about what?

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		This and that, mostly some tired Dr.
		Satan bullshit... they got a gander
		at the display back there and thought
		they could solve the great Deadwoods
		mystery.

			WYDELL
		And...

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		And I gave 'em directions out there,
		up by the old farm row... I figured
		what's the harm. Stupid kids probally
		going out to piss up a rope and got
		themselves turned around backasswards
		and got lost as shit.

			WYDELL
		Is that all... think real hard.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Yeah, they weren't here but a few
		minutes, didn't really have time to
		get as up close and personal as I do
		with most of the assholes that wander
		through here.

			WYDELL
		How's about you give me those same
		directions.

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Yeah, yeah, sure. You don't have to
		get all True Grit all over my ass...
		I'll give'm to ya... you can knock
		yourself silly for all I care.

			WYDELL
			(hands him a note pad)
		Enough talk, write.

INT. TOW TRUCK - DAY

We are cruising down the road. A bobbing head skeleton
toy glued to the dashboard wiggles with each bump in
the road. Behind the wheel is Rufus Jr., riding shotgun
is Baby, dressed in her Sunday best. The radio is
blasting.

			BABY
			(screaming over the music)
		We're gonna have fun tonight, bro.

			RUFUS JR.
		Yeah, fun.

They speed off.

EXT. CHERRYPICKER RD. - WOODS - MIDDAY

The police cruiser maneuvers down the rough dirt road.

INT. POLICE CAR - MIDDAY

Wydell and Naish scan the surrounding woods for any
sign of Denise and her friends.

			NAISH
		Boss, the way I see it is these kids
		probally stop off somewhere, bought
		a bunch of booze and are off getting
		shitfaced.

			WYDELL
		I hope you're right, but my guts are
		telling me different.

			NAISH
		Your Spidey senses tingling.

			WYDELL
		Yeah...
			(realizes what he just said)
		...huh, what the hell are you talking
		about?

			NAISH
		You know, your hyper sensitive Spidey
		senses... like Spider-man...
			(pauses)
		...you know, like in the comics.

			WYDELL
		How old do you think I am? I know who
		the fuck Spider-man is. Get to your
		point.

			NAISH
		You know, his senses start tingling...
		when he was approaching danger and
		shit.

			WYDELL
		I always favored the Hulk.

			NAISH
		Hulk was dumb as shit.

			WYDELL
		Aw, fuck.

			NAISH
		What.

EXT. CHERRYPICKER RD. - WOODS - MIDDAY

Bill's car is down in a ditch, run off the side of the
road.

INT. POLICE CAR - MIDDAY

Naish checks the license plate number with his sheet.

			NAISH
		Plates match.

			WYDELL
		Call the chief... We found 'em.

EXT. PINK PUSSY CAT LIQUORS - MIDDAY

A small, crummy liquor store stands next to a sleazy
motel. A filthy looking hooker leads her customer to a
waiting room, a homeless bum stands screaming obscenities
in the parking lot.

INT. PINK PUSSY CAT LIQUORS - MIDDAY

The store is decorated for Halloween.

Off to one side is a curtained room. A sign reads "XXX
8mm loops", sex noises can be heard inside.

Baby and Rufus stand at the counter waiting for the
CASHIER, a skinny geek with glasses, to total up their
purchases. The counter is loaded with bottles.

The cashier is packing the bottles into cardboard boxes.

			CASHIER
		You all having a Halloween party
		tonight?

			BABY
		Now, what makes you think that?

			CASHIER
		You all sure are buying a lot of holy
		water for two people.

			BABY
		Yeah, well we like to get fucked up
		and do fucked up shit, you know what
		I mean?

			CASHIER
		Yeah, yeah...
			(giggling)
		...I like to fuck shit up.

			BABY
		I'll bet you do... how much we owe
		ya...
			(looks at his name tag)
		...Goober?

			CASHIER
			(looking down at his tag)
		Actually it's G. Ober... Gerry Ober,
		but the guys drew in the other O,
		fucking assholes.

			BABY
			(uninterested)
		Great story Goober, how much?

			CASHIER
		Ummmm... two hundred and eighty-
		five dollars.

Baby throws down three hundred dollars.

			BABY
		Keep the change and get yourself a
		new name.

			CASHIER
		Holy crap, thanks!

Rufus picks up the boxes from the counter. He and Baby
start to walk away.

			BABY
		Come on, bro. Let's go.

			CASHIER
			(holding out a flyer)
		Hey, wait take this.

Baby stops and grabs the flyer.

			BABY
		What's this?

			CASHIER
		A missing girl. I use'ta go to school
		with her, she just up and disappeared
		some day... real weird.

The flyer reads MISSING, KAREN MURPHY, 18. The picture
on the flyer shows the smiling chubby face of a young
girl.

			BABY
		Now isn't she a happy little cherub...
	 	oh well
			(stuffs it in her pocket)
		...nobody just up and disappears.

			RUFUS JR.
			(mutters)
		Aliens.

			BABY
		Yeah, maybe it was fucking aliens.

EXT. PINK PUSSY CAT LIQUOR - MIDDAY

Baby and Rufus exit. Rufus loads the boxes into the
back of the truck. Baby sits on the curb and lights
a cigarette.

EXT. CHERRYPICKER ROAD - WOODS - MIDDAY

Bill's car is now sitting in the middle of the road.
The back is attached to a police tow truck. An additional
police cruiser arrives on the scene.

Sheriff Huston steps out from his cruiser.

			HUSTON
		What'd we here, Georgie?

			WYDELL
		A vehicle registered to a William
		S. Hudley.

			HUSTON
		Holy Jesus, somebody had themselves
		a field day beating the shit outta
		this thing.

			WYDELL
		Yeah, no mercy here.

			HUSTON
		Recover any bodies?

			WYDELL
		Not yet.

			HUSTON
			(inspecting the car)
		Shit, I wonder what these kids did
		to bring this much hell down on 'em.

			WYDELL
		Just in the wrong place at the wrong
		time.

			HUSTON
		That's the understatement of the year.

			WYDELL
		Yep, I suppose it is.

INT. BILL'S CAR - WOODS - MIDDAY

Naish is digging around under the front seat.

			NAISH
		Hey, I found something.

Naish crawls out of the car.

EXT. CHERRYPICKER ROAD - WOODS - MIDDAY

			HUSTON
		What'd ya got there?

			NAISH
		Keys.

			HUSTON
		Well Christ boy, don't stand there
		like a prize dog dick with his butt-
		hole caught up a tree.

			NAISH
		Huh?

			HUSTON
		Open up the trunk.

			NAISH
		Yes, sir.

			WYDELL
		Toss 'em over here.

Naish tosses them over the car to Wydell. Wydell fishes
through the keys, finds the trunk key and opens it.

			WYDELL (CONT'D)
			(winces)
		God damn.

			HUSTON
		You find something, Georgie?

			WYDELL
			(disgusted)
		Yep, I found something.

We move around the car to see the nude body of Karen
Murphy laying in the trunk. Her arms and legs are hog
tied. She is dead. The word TRICK is carved into her
side.

INT. FARMHOUSE BASEMENT - TINY'S ROOM - LATE AFTERNOON

Water drips down from the leaking pipes above. Scavenging
rats scurry across the concrete floor.

In a far corner a single light burns, a child's Humpty
Dumpty lamp, illuminating -

Denise is strapped to an old wooden bed. She has been
stripped of her own clothes and is now wearing a blue
checked little girl's dress. Her hair is tied in pigtails.
She is cold and shivering.

BOOM. The basement door opens, heavy footsteps lumber
down the creaking stairs. It is Tiny.

Tiny is wearing an orange T-shirt that reads, "This is
my Halloween costume". For the first time we see the
skin on his arms, it is severely deformed from burn
scars.

He is holding a small tray. On the tray is a box of
cereal, milk, a bowl and a spoon.

Tiny goes over to Denise, sets down the tray, and proudly
displays his T-shirt.

			DENISE
			(hoarse and dry)
		Please... Tiny, please. Let me go...
		help me.

Tiny sits down on a stool next to the bed, he stares
down at Denise like a confused dog.

			DENISE (CONT'D)
			(crying)
		Please, God please.

Tiny begins preparing her food, carefully pouring the
cereal and milk into the bowl. He stirs it with the
spoon.

Tiny gently lifts Denise's head and feeds her like a
baby. Denise swallows the food, trying not to choke.
After a few spoonfuls Tiny stands up and walks over
to a dark corner of the room.

He pulls a string and turns on a swinging ceiling
light. In the light we see a rusty cage, inside are
three rail-thin female bodies.

Tiny throws the remainder of the cereal into the cage.
One of the bodies moves to eat the scraps, the others
do not. They are dead.

Tiny turns off the overhead light.

INT. POLICE CAR - LATE AFTERNOON

Wydell and Naish are pulling into a large truck stop
parking lot.

			NAISH
		You sure this guy's supposed to ride
		with us? Seems kind of weird.

			WYDELL
			(scanning the parking lot)
		Chief said pick him up and take him
		with us on our house to house. Guy's
		an ex-cop, thinks he can help.

			NAISH
		Sounds like a bad idea to me, probally
		just get in the way.

			WYDELL
		Yeah, well I guess it's tough to sit
		on the sidelines and wait when your
		own kid's missing... besides, ain't
		no such thing as an ex-cop.

			NAISH
		I guess not.

			WYDELL
		That must be him.

EXT. GAS STATION - LATE AFTERNOON

A rundown gas station sits off to the side of the road.
A filthy mechanic works on one of the many junked cars.
Two fat greasy men sit in the hot sun playing cards.

A Chevy Nova sits parked next to the station. Willis
leans against the side of the car, drinking coffee from
a styrofoam cup.

A police cruiser pulls up. Wydell and Naish step from
the car.

			WYDELL
		Mr. Willis?

			MR. WILLIS
		Yes, sir.

			WYDELL
		I'm Wydell... this is Naish.

Wydell extends his hand, they shake hands.

			NAISH
		Hey.

			MR. WILLIS
		George Willis...
			(to Wydell)
		...any leads?

			WYDELL
		Well, we were on our way out to run
		a check on a couple farmhouses out
		on the edge of town... closest thing
		we got to a lead at this point.

			MR. WILLIS
		That's it?

			WYDELL
		Well, all we know is the kids were
		headed out to a spot the locals call
		Deadwood to play Nancy Drew with some
		local legend about this character
		everybody calls Dr. Satan.

			MR. WILLIS
		Dr. Satan?

			NAISH
		Yeah it's horseshit, just some boogieman
		crap that the kids like to scare each-
		other with.

			WYDELL
		Anyway, there's not much else out that
		way... so, I figure maybe there's a
		chance the kids broke down and found
		their way over to one of the farms.

			MR. WILLIS
		What about the body you found?

			WYDELL
			(slightly surprised)
		Oh, yeah, you know about that? Hmmm,
		that's a strange one.

			NAISH
		Local girl, Karen Murphy, been missing
		for a couple months, figured for a
		runaway.

			MR. WILLIS
		Fit the profile?

			NAISH
		No, not really. Good kid, never been
		in any trouble.

			WYDELL
		Her part in this I can't figure...
		but I will.

			MR. WILLIS
			(wipes his brow)
		Christ, you know it's crazy...
			(gets choked up)
		I lived through so many other people's
		nightmares, you know. Always cool and
		calm, but... but I never thought I'd
		be the one needing help, ya know?

			NAISH
		Don't worry, we'll find her.

			WYDELL
		Let's hit the road, sooner we get a
		move on sooner we'll find her.

Willis dumps out the remaining coffee, tosses the cup
into the trash and opens the back door of the police
car. He gets inside. Wydell and Naish climb in. The
car drives off.

INT. FARMHOUSE - OTIS'S ROOM - LATE AFTERNOON

THUMP!

CLOSE UP on a bloody, bandaged face. THUMP!

As we pull back to see Jerry, completely bandaged like
a mummy, strapped to a wall. His arms and legs are
spread. THUMP! Knives stick in the wall next to the
body.

			GRAMPA
			(off screen)
		God damn bitch, what the fuck are
		you waiting for... Charles Nelson
		Reilly don't know shit...

We pull back further to see Otis pacing wildly back
and forth in front of his TV, watching MATCH GAME.
Grampa sits eating a TV dinner.

			OTIS
			(gesturing at the TV with a
			 knife)
		Watch that bitch, she's thinking
		about that Klugman bangin' Brett
		Sommers, pick motherfucking Richard
		Dawson.

Otis throws the large hunting knife at the wall next
to Jerry.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		He's the fucking slick jack Match
		Game man, mamma.

			GRAMPA
		Where do they find these people?

INT. POLICE CRUISER - LATE AFTERNOON

			MR. WILLIS
		Christ, four kids couldn't just
		disappear.

			NAISH
		No they couldn't, somebody had to
		see something.

			MR. WILLIS
		My Denise is a smart girl, she wouldn't
		do anything stupid, and her boyfriend,
		he always seemed like a good kid.

			WYDELL
		I'm sure there's a logical explanation.

			MR. WILLIS
		I pray to God there is.

			NAISH
		Turn up this road.

			MR. WILLIS
		Where we headed?

			WYDELL
		I seem to remember another farm set
		way back off the road where the car
		was found. I'm not sure if anyone
		lives there anymore, but it's worth
		a look.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - LATE AFTERNOON

Wydell's cruiser turns up the road to the Firefly farm-
house. It moves past the scarecrows and comes to a halt.
The doors swing open and Wydell, Naish and Willis get
out.

			WYDELL
		I'm gonna see if anybody's home. You
		and Mr. Willis take a look around the
		grounds for any sign of anything.

			NAISH
		Right...
			(to Willis)
		...come on.

Naish and Willis head off around the back of the house.

INT. FARMHOUSE - KITCHEN - LATE AFTERNOON

Dirty dishes overflow from the rusty metal sink onto
the surrounding counters. A large cat walks across
piles of food left to rot on a table. Boxes of trash
and old newspapers are stacked to the ceiling.

Music from a crackling radio is heard.

Mother stands stirring a large pot on the stove. A
LOUD knocking interrupts her cooking. She sets down
her spoon and walks to the front door.

Before opening the door she peeks through the curtains
of a small side window. She sees Wydell and runs from
the kitchen.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - LATE AFTERNOON

Wydell walks up the front steps.

INT. FARMHOUSE - HALLWAY - LATE AFTERNOON

Mother runs toward a door at the end of the hall. She
swings open the door.

INT. FARMHOUSE - OTIS'S ROOM - LATE AFTERNOON

Mother bursts into the room.

			MOTHER
		Otis! Otis! Come quick, there's cops
		outside.

			OTIS
		What! God damn, how many?

			GRAMPA
			(watching TV)
		What? How many?

			OTIS
		Don't worry about it.

Otis jumps up and goes over to an old dresser and opens
a drawer and pulls out an automatic revolver.

			MOTHER
		I don't know. I only saw one.

			OTIS
		I'm sure there's more than that...
		fucking pigs always travel in packs...
			(handing the gun to Mother)
		...here, take this.

			MOTHER
			(takes the gun)
		What should I do?

			OTIS
		Go down stairs and play nice... I'm
		a gonna go 'round back and handle
		things like I always fucking do.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - SAME

Naish and Willis move through the cluttered back yard
of garbage.

			NAISH
		Shit, don't these packrat hillbillies
		throw anything away?

			MR. WILLIS
		Shhhh... you hear that?

The soft sound of moaning can be heard.

			NAISH
		Yeah, I hear it... where's it coming
		from?

			MR. WILLIS
		Over here, inside the smokehouse.

Naish and Willis stand in front of a brick smokehouse.
The thick door is chained shut.

			NAISH
			(knocking on door)
		Anybody in there?

The moaning gets louder.

			MR. WILLIS
		We gotta break it open.

			NAISH
		I ain't got a warrant.

Willis picks up a broken axe handle and begins prying
open the door.

			MR. WILLIS
		Tell it to my daughter.

			NAISH
			(grabbing hold to help)
		Shit... fuck procedure.

Together they struggle to open the door.

INT. FARMHOUSE - SAME

Mother slowly opens the front door. The revolver is
behind her back, tucked in her apron strings.

			MOTHER
			(trying to be sexy)
		Well hello, officer.

			WYDELL
			(holding up his badge)
		Excuse me, I'm sorry for disturbing
		you this fine afternoon.

			MOTHER
		Aw, you ain't disturbing me, but it
		kind of looks like rain, don't ya
		think?

			WYDELL
		My name is Lt. Wydell, I'd like to
		ask you a few questions.

			MOTHER
		Questions? Well, heck, I'll tell you
		anything you want to know.

			WYDELL
		I appreciate your cooperation. I'm
		looking for a missing girl...
			(holds up picture)
		...this girl here, Denise Willis...
		have you seen her?

			MOTHER
		Well, I... mmmmm... no, I ain't seen
		her, sorry.

She begins to close the door. Wydell stops her.

			WYDELL
		Please, could I please come in and
		talk to you for a minute? Maybe you
		could take a better look at the
		picture... might stir up something.

			MOTHER
		I um... no, I don't think so...

			WYDELL
		Please, just a minute.

			MOTHER
		Oh, alright... I guess I can trust
		you... being a man of the law and all.

She opens the door.

			WYDELL
		Thank you.

			MOTHER
		Oh, you are very welcome... Lord knows
		how I love a man in uniform.

She closes the door.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - SAME

Naish and Willis bust open the door to the smokehouse.
Hanging upside down inside is Mary. She hangs from ropes
strapped to the ceiling. Large hunks of meat hang around
her in the cramped room.

			NAISH
		Jesus Christ.

			MR. WILLIS
		Call Wydell.

INT. FARMHOUSE - SAME

Wydell and Mother sit opposite eachother at the kitchen
table. Pictures of Denise and her companions are spread
on the table. Wydell takes notes as Mother talks.

			WYDELL
		Think... do any of these kids look
		familiar in any way?

			MOTHER
		No, I can't say that I ever seen
		'em before...
			(points to the photo of Bill)
		...he looks familiar, is he on TV?

Suddenly, Naish's voice comes over Wydell's walkie-
talkie.

			NAISH
		Wydell.

			WYDELL
		Excuse me for a second.

Pulls walkie-talkie from his belt to respond.

			WYDELL (CONT'D)
		Over.

			NAISH
		We found one.

Click. Mother points the gun at Wydell's head and fires.
He falls dead to the floor.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - SAME

Naish hears the commotion over his walkie-talkie.

			NAISH
			(into walkie-talkie)
		Wydell! Over! Wydell! Over!

No response.

			NAISH (CONT'D)
		Fuck, go to the car... call for backup.
		Tell 'em officer down.

			MR. WILLIS
		Right.

Willis runs to the car, he gets about halfway there
before he is hit in the back by a bullet. He stumbles
and falls to his knees.

He knees silent, stunned. We hold on his face and watch
as his life passes before him.

A quick MONTAGE, we see the following images flash by:

a. A father and daughter together in happier times.
b. A child's birthday party.
c. A baby crying.
d. Willis and his deceased wife.

Otis fires another shot.

Willis falls forward into the mud, dead.

Naish sees Willis fall. Before he can react a voice
calls out from behind him.

			OTIS
		Hands up, bitch!

Naish raises his hands.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		Turn around, real slow... piggy-pie.

Naish turns around.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		Interlock your fingers behind your
		head...
			(Naish hesitates)
		...do it!

Naish obeys.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		Kneel.

Naish kneels down.

>From a distance we see Otis standing over Naish, execution
style. A white puff of smoke comes from Otis's gun and
a distant popping sound is heard. Naish falls over on
his side.

The scene fades to blood red.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - NIGHT

The house stands silent in the darkness. Lightning
crashes, a heavy rain falls.

Burning JACK-O'-LANTERNS beam from every window. Smoke
rises from the chimney.

It is Halloween night.

INT. FARMHOUSE - NIGHT

CLOSE-UP TV

Dr. Wolfenstein is on screen smashing pumpkins with a
giant hammer.

			DR. WOLFENSTEIN
		It is midnight my little boils and
		ghouls, the witching hour. Time for
		all monsters, murderers, maniacs and
		madmen to go to work... so lock your
		doors and bolt your windows, sit
		back and prepare for a fright night
		classic...
			(lightning crashes)
		...The House of Frankenstein.

The movie begins and we move off the TV to see:

Hundreds of CANDLES are lit, illuminating everything
with a flickering light. Music blares from a cheap
stereo. BLACK and ORANGE PAPER STREAMERS are draped
from ceiling to floor.

Dead center is a LARGE OBJECT standing seven feet tall,
it is completely covered in paper Halloween decorations.
A long chain connects the object up into the rafters.

This is the Halloween party from Hell.

An intoxicated Grampa, dressed as FLASH GORDON, sits
in his wheelchair watching the TV, drinking MOONSHINE
from an unmarked bottle.

			GRAMPA
			(slurred drunken yelling at
			 the screen)
		Get those motherfucker... those high
		water bitches and rocketship daisies...
		kill 'em, kill 'em.

CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! Tiny stands in a corner tunelessly
banging on a large oil drum. He is dressed like a low
budget BATMAN, in grey long johns and a black bat mask
and cape.

A drunk Rufus, wearing a bloody police uniform, stands
on a table SHOUTING along to the music through a POLICE
MEGAPHONE.

Mother and Baby, both dressed as SUPERHEROES, dance
around the covered object. Both are swigging moonshine
from jugs.

			RUFUS JR.
			(shouting through megaphone)
		Show me, show me, show me, show me!

Mother and Baby start TEARING AWAY the paper covering
from the object in the middle of the room. They RIP at
the paper, spinning and dancing around in a wild pagan
ritual.

As the shreds of colored paper fall to the floor we
see: Denise, Jerry and Mary tied back to back hanging
from the chain, each are dressed in a different animal
costume. Denise is a pig, Jerry is a donkey and Mary
is a rabbit. They are gagged.

Mother and Baby laugh at their helpless victims,
splashing moonshine in their faces.

			BABY
		Drink up, it's party time.

			MOTHER
		Enjoy your last night...
			(looking around)
		...where's Otis?

			BABY
		Oh, he's coming, he got something
		real special this year.

Rufus jumps down, begins to spin the bound captives
around and around.

			RUFUS JR.
		Otis, Otis, Otis, Otis!

			MOTHER
		Quiet, quiet, you know he won't come
		down with all this hoop-dee-doo
		bouncing off the walls. Now, calm
		down.

			GRAMPA
		I shot an elephant in my pajamas
		this morning... how he got in my
		pajamas I'll never know.

			BABY
		Grampa, shhhhhhhh.

			GRAMPA
		Then we tried to remove the tusks,
		but they were embedded in so firmly
		that we couldn't budge 'em.

			MOTHER
			(gesturing at Grampa)
		Let him finish.

			GRAMPA
		Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa,
		but that's entirely irrelephant.

The room goes silent. All eyes are focused on the stairs.

A robed figure, Otis, appears at the top of the stairs,
he begins to descend.

Rufus waits at the bottom of the stairs. As Otis reaches
the last step Rufus hands him the megaphone.

Denise, Mary and Jerry struggle to watch as they in
turn rotate past the scene unfolding.

			OTIS
			(through the megaphone)
		I'm the one who brings the Christmas
		candy... now tell me
			(pauses and raises his arms)
		... Who's your Daddy?

Otis walks closer to the rotating captives.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		I'm the one who brings the devil's
		brandy...
			(waits)

			MOTHER
		Who's your Daddy!

			OTIS
		Yes! I'm the one who beats you when
		you're bad...

			BABY
		Who's your Daddy!

			MOTHER
		Who's your Daddy!

Otis stops the spinning of his prisoners and stands
directly before Denise.

He drops his robe, underneath he is wearing a SUIT OF
SKIN sewn together from pieces of Denise's father.

Denise stares in horror, tears stream down her cheeks,
barely able to comprehend the madness around her.

Otis moves in close and licks her across the face.

			OTIS
		I'm the one who loves you when you're
		fucking dead!

Everyone chants "Who's your Daddy?"

			OTIS (CONT'D)
			(imitating Willis)
		Now, I say my little darlings...
			(rotates the chain to Mary)
		maybe prancing around where you don't
		belong ain't such a winner of an
		idea...
			(slaps Mary across the face)

Slowly turns the chain to face Jerry.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		And you, the great rusher of fools,
		what were you after...
			(slaps Jerry)
		Huh, speak to me...
			(slaps him again)
		Oh, that's right, Dr. Satan... every-
		body got to know about Dr. Satan,
		Jesus Christ, let the old dog rest
		for fuck sake, he's already got one
		foot in the grave and the other's
		tap dancing around the edge...
			(gets nose to nose with Jerry)
		...well, I can see the disappointment
		on your sad little puppy face... so
		I'm gonna do you a favor, a big, big
		favor. You owe me, boy. I'm gonna let
		you meet the old bastard.

			GRAMPA
		That's a horse's ass alright, I told
		you.

Jerry's eyes widen in fear.

			OTIS
		Baby, roll that old love machine over
		here, so this boy can meet his hero.

Baby rolls Grampa over to Jerry.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
			(lifts his skin mask)
		You see it's all true, the boogieman
		is real and you found him...
			(Jerry stares in shock)
		...why so sad? Isn't this what you
		begged for? There he is, the living
		legend himself, ta da Dr. Satan. Now,
		don't get shy on me... ask your hero
		some questions, don't blow this last
		in a lifetime opportunity.

			GRAMPA
		Zarkoff, I will conquer the sea, the
		air, the earth... the universe.

Mother moves in close to Jerry.

			MOTHER
		Look at the way he lights up... Grampa
		just loves meeting his fans.

Otis grabs Jerry's cheeks and makes his face move like
a ventriloquist dummy, provides Jerry's voice.

			OTIS
		Aw gee whiz, I'm so excited... I
		really think you're the coolest...
		you're tops on the playground, cooler
		than the Fonzie.

Baby grabs Mary and does the same ventriloquist routine.

			BABY
		Oh, oh pick me, pick me... I have a
		question.

Baby rotates Mary around to where Gramps is seated.

			BABY (CONT'D)
			(squeezing Mary's face, hard)
		I was wondering Mr. Satan sir, do you
		like to kiss on the first date or is
		that considered slutty?

			GRAMPA
		What the fuck are you saying? Who the
		hell is talking to me?

Tiny, growing restless, begins banging on his metal
drum. KLANG - KLANG - KLANG. Rufus joins in, clapping
his hands.

			MOTHER
		Come on, my babies are getting
		restless.

			RUFUS JR.
		Dump in the pit, dump in the pit,
		dump in the pit.

Mother, Baby, Grampa join in chanting with Rufus.

			OTIS
		Alright, alright. Cut 'em down, it's
		time they get what they came here for.

EXT. FIELD - NIGHT

The rain pounds down. A heavy fog hovers over the dense
growth of the field. In the distance, silhouetted by
moonlight, a gruesome caravan slowly moves through the
night.

Otis, lantern in hand, leads the way. Followed by Baby
and Mother together under a large black umbrella. Next
Rufus holds the leash connected to Jerry, Denise and
Mary.

Bringing up the rear, Tiny, shotgun focused on the
prisoners, and Grampa. Grampa is strapped to Tiny's
back like a child. He waves a flashlight back and
forth like a search beam.

The group comes to a halt at a huge wooden structure.

			OTIS
			(handing Baby the lantern)
		Hold this. Point it over here.

Baby directs the light at Otis. We see that he is
trying to unlock a huge padlock attached to an iron
door embedded in the base of the wooden structure.

Otis unlocks the door and swings it open. He reaches
down into the blackness and pulls up an iron hook
and wench, attached to the hook is a chain.

Otis parts a section of the overgrown grass next to
the pit to reveal a rusty metal crank. He begins to
turn the crank. Slowly, from out of the pit, rises
a coffin hanging from the end of the chain.

Otis pulls the coffin over and lays it flat on the
ground. He flips open the lid.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
		Hey happy-boy, step your ass up here.

Rufus cuts loose Jerry, but holds him steady by the
neck.

			BABY
		Take his gag out, it's more fun with
		the screaming.

			MOTHER
		Yeah, I like the screaming too... it's
		so much more exciting.

Rufus cuts loose the gag.

			JERRY
		Please don't kill us, please don't
		kill us.

			BABY
			(imitating Jerry)
		Please don't kill us, please don't
		kill us.

			OTIS
		Bitch, shut your mouth and get your
		shit in the box.

			JERRY
		Let us go, please... let the girls go.

			BABY
			(imitating Jerry)
		Let us go, please... let the girls go.

Otis pulls out a gun and points it at Jerry.

			OTIS
		Get in... now!

			MOTHER
		Wait, I want to say good-bye.

Mother grabs Jerry by the collar and gives him a big
kiss.

			MOTHER (CONT'D)
		Bye sweety, we could of been great
		together.

			JERRY
		Please, let us go, we won't tell
		anybody.

			MOTHER
		Aw, honey you know I can't do that.

			BABY
		We won't tell anybody.

Otis cocks the pistol. Jerry starts to slowly move
towards the coffin.

			OTIS
		Christ, ain't this fucking a hoot...
		alright mamma, I ain't got all fucking
		night.

			JERRY
		Please, please this is insane. You
		can't do this.

Rufus pushes Jerry into the coffin.

			OTIS
		It is and I can... next.

Denise starts kicking and fighting with Rufus. Rufus
tries to hold her steady, when suddenly Mary breaks
free and starts to run.

			OTIS (CONT'D)
			(laughs and raises his pistol)
		Where's she think she's a gonna get
		to? She's gonna run all the way home.

			BABY
		No! Let me get her...
			(turns to Mother)
		...Ma, Otis is having all the fun...
		can I get her?

			MOTHER
		That's true, Otis... not that we're
		having a bad time, but...

			OTIS
			(rolls his eyes)
		Well, go get her.

Baby jumps with excitement and runs off across the field
after Mary.

Mary trips and falls over a small gravestone. She gets
up and stumbles back into a wooden cross. She tears the
gag from her mouth and gasps for air.

			BABY
			(off screen)
		There once was a woman who lived with
		her daughter in a cabbage garden.

Mary turns toward the voice but sees nothing but wooden
crosses. She is in a homemade cemetery.

			BABY (CONT'D)
		...along came a rabbit and ate up all
		the cabbages. The woman said...

Mary turns 360 degrees, but finds nothing.

			BABY (CONT'D)
		..."Go into the garden and drive out
		the rabbit"...

THUD! Mary is hit from behind, she falls forward. Baby
JUMPS on top of her and sits on her back. Baby is
holding a large hunting knife.

			BABY (CONT'D)
		"Shoo! Shoo!" said the maiden...

Mary screams in pain, as Baby PLUNGES the knife into
her. Baby STABS Mary again and again and again. Mary
lets out a long gurgling scream, then goes silent.

			BABY (CONT'D)
		..."Come maiden," said the rabbit...
			(leans down)
		...sit on my tail and go with me to
		my rabbit hutch.

Baby, covered in blood, licks the knife clean.

EXT. PIT - NIGHT

Otis shoves Denise into the coffin with Jerry and locks
the lid shut. Through a CROSS-SHAPED OPENING in the
coffin we see them crushed together.

Rufus LOWERS the coffin into the pit. Once the coffin
is inside Otis slams the door shut.

Otis opens a small window in the door and lowers in a
lantern and a small tape recorder playing music.

INT. PIT - NIGHT

Enter Hell. The dim light of the lantern shines off the
slimy wet filth of the rotted wood walls. The stench of
death and decay hangs heavy in the thin air.

Denise and Jerry, cold and shivering, hang half submerged
in thick maggot infested sludge. Bits of animal and human
skeletons float in the muck, broken bones lay in piles
along the walls.

INT. COFFIN - NIGHT

Through the dim light, we see the tightly packed forms
of Jerry and Denise.

			DENISE
			(hysterical)
		We've got get out of here, we got get
		out of here.

			JERRY
		Think, think. Try to open the lid,
		try to kick a hole in the wood.

			DENISE
			(crying)
		I can't... I can't move my arms. I
		hurt so much.

			JERRY
		I know, but we can make it out of
		here. We can do it.

Boom! A LOUD THUMP is heard against the side of the
coffin.

			JERRY (CONT'D)
		That was good babe, just keep doing
		that.

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

			DENISE
		That's not me. I didn't... I'm not
		doing that.

			JERRY
		Someone is out there...
			(shouting)
		...help, we're in here!

			DENISE
		Help, help us.

Suddenly, an arm breaks through the side of the coffin.
Another smashes through the top of the lid. The coffin
begins to violently shake. Denise screams.

Another reaches through, grabbing her feet. SMASH! The
coffin is ripped apart and Jerry is pulled away from
the destruction.

He lets out a quick scream before disappearing into
the darkness.

			DENISE (CONT'D)
		Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

INT. FARMHOUSE - LIVINGROOM - NIGHT

The spastic light of TV static strobes across the sleeping
face of Grampa. Beside him, Mother sleeps peacefully.

EXT. BARN - NIGHT

The rain has stopped. Tiny opens the doors to the barn.
He goes inside. He exits a few moments later, dragging
a huge wooden stake. He sets the stake down carefully
and closes the barn doors. He then picks up the stake
and drags it away.

EXT. BACKYARD - NIGHT

Behind the farmhouse is a camoflage jungle, an intricate
system of ropes and netting is strung together to hide
the many automobiles beneath.

Rufus moves through the jungle. He stops and begins to
remove the netting from a car, it is Wydell's police
cruiser. He climbs inside the car, puts on Wydell's
policeman's hat and starts the engine. He drives off.

INT. POLICE CAR - NIGHT

Rufus is driving like a maniac through the open farm-
land. He turns on the overhead flashing lights.

EXT. FIELDS - NIGHT

The police cruiser twists and turns in the barren fields.

INT. PIT - NIGHT

Denise stands knee deep in the sludge. Broken bits of
the coffin's remains are scattered around her.

			DENISE
		Jerry please answer me.

A soft moaning sound is heard coming from the other
end of the pit.

			DENISE (CONT'D)
		Jerry...
			(moving slowly forward)
		...is that you?

Denise cautiously makes her way to the bend at the end
of the tunnel. As she approaches, the moaning sound
gets louder. She turns the corner to see:

TWO PALE FIGURES in filthy hospital gowns hunched over
a shadowy object. Denise gasps. They turn towards
Denise, revealing the partially devoured dead body of
Jerry.

The two bone-white ghouls are dripping with Jerry's
blood, they stare at Denise, then return to their prey.

Denise screams in horror and runs, turning down another
twist in the underground maze. She turns the corner
and runs straight into SEVERAL SLOW MOVING GHOULS. The
ghouls are of the same deathly white complexion, hair-
less with flaked, cracking skin. Their yellow eyes
shine in the darkness.

They reach for her, but she breaks free and continues
to run into the endless stretch of tunnels before her.

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Primitive wooden crosses form a circle around a burnt
piece of land, approximately twenty feet in diameter.

Laying flat in the center is the large stake, Mary's
body is draped across it. Tiny is securing her to the
stake with rope.

INT. POLICE CAR - NIGHT

Through the windshield, we see Baby jumping and dancing
in the fields with several large dogs. She is firing
a gun as she dances.

EXT. FIELD - NIGHT

Baby sees the car and raises her gun. She aims it at
the car driver. She waits, as the car gets closer she
sees the face of Rufus behind the wheel. She lowers
the gun and begins to laugh.

The car stops and Baby climbs into the passenger's
seat. The car drives off.

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Tiny lifts the stake with Mary firmly strapped in
place. He implants it into the ground. Her body hangs
like a doll. Tiny opens a gasoline can and begins
splashing gas onto the stake.

EXT. FIELD - NIGHT

Otis, face painted like a SKULL and wearing a priest's
robe, walks solemnly through the tall grass.

INT. PIT - NIGHT

Denise, waist high in sludge, wanders lost through the
endless tunnels of the pit. In the distance she hears
high pitched animal sounds.

A GHOUL rises up from the sludge behind Denise. It
stands silent. It reaches out a BONEY HAND with long
curled fingernails and grabs her hair. Denise screams
and tries to pull away. The ghoul grabs her with his
other hand and pulls her closer, CLAWING at her face.

Denise fights her way free, but loses her footing and
falls backwards, slipping under the sludge. She quickly
resurfaces and starts to run.

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Otis stands in front of the bound Mary, holding a
pumpkin. Otis places the pumpkin over Mary's head.

Tiny stands behind him holding a lit torch.

EXT. FIELD - NIGHT

The police car drives wildly through the fields.

INT. POLICE CAR - NIGHT

Baby motions to Rufus to steer the car towards the
fire.

INT. PIT - NIGHT

A beaten Denise struggles down a long tunnel. She gets
to the end to find that it is a dead-end. Behind her,
FIVE GHOULS move silently towards her, blocking her
only exit.

The ghouls slosh through the muck, moving in closer.
Denise frantically looks for an escape, nailed into
the wall next to her are planks of wood forming a
ladder.

The ghouls are only a few yards away. Denise climbs
up the ladder. They move in, clawing at her legs and
feet, trying to pull her down. Denise digs at the
wood and mud ceiling above her, trying to break free.

Denise is bleeding severely from the chunks of flesh
being torn from her legs. She digs wildly at the
ceiling, suddenly a board falls free and mud rains
down to reveal:

STARS, the sky above shines through the hole. Denise
smashes her fists at the rotted wood planks, pulling
free another piece.

With all her might Denise grabs hold and pulls herself
up through the opening.

EXT. PIT - NIGHT

Denise fights her way through the earth and pulls her
body up into the night air. The cool air rushes to her
lungs. She crawls free of the hole, gasping for air.

She is safe. Suddenly... SMASH! A ghoul has broken
through the surface. He grabs Denise by the leg and
begins to pull her back into the hole.

Denise screams and begins kicking violently at the
ghoul. She breaks and crawls from the ghoul's reach.

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Rufus and Baby have pulled the police cruiser up by
the stake. Rufus and Baby stand on the hood.

Otis finishes his sermon, he raises his arm. Tiny
raises the torch. Otis drops his arm, signaling Tiny.
Tiny throws the torch onto the stake. The stake ignites
into a huge FIREBALL.

EXT. FIELD - NIGHT

Denise pulls herself to her feet and begins to run.
The flaming object burns in the distance behind her.
Denise stumbles toward the road on two badly injured
legs.

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Rufus, Tiny and Baby jump up and down in celebration,
smashing the police car. Otis stands transfixed by
the flames before him.

EXT. ROAD - NIGHT

Denise makes her way out onto the road. No cars are
in sight. In the distance headlights break through
the darkness. Denise stands in the middle of the road.

The TRUCK comes into view, it is a small cube truck.
Denise stands in the headlights, waving her arms for
it to stop. The truck comes to a halt.

She runs toward the passenger's side door and climbs in.

INT. TRUCK - NIGHT

Behind the wheel of the truck is Captain Spaulding.
Denise is shaking from shock.

			DENISE
		Go, go! Drive... drive!

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Hold on, girly, what's the problem?

			DENISE
			(becoming hysterical)
		Murdering... blood and Jerry...
			(starts to cry uncontrollably)
		...monsters... I... I... I got away...

			CAPT. SPAULDING
		Well, I don't see what the fuck
		you're getting at, but I got some
		friends that live just up this road.

Starts to turn the truck up the road back towards the
farmhouse.

			DENISE
			(screaming)
		No! No, that's it... that house is...
			(tries to open the truck door)
		...I gotta get out, I gotta get out!

Boom! The metal door leading to the back of the truck
slides open. Ravelli grabs Denise and pulls her back
into the back of the truck.

SLAM! The metal door shuts.

EXT. ROAD - NIGHT

The truck quietly turns onto the dirt road leading up
to the farmhouse. The jack-o'-lanterns still burn in
the windows, grinning their evil grin.


			THE END